The plaintive adumbrations of utopian poesy, not unmixed with a stern if implicit adjuration to reform (especially by rejecting the Christian Science metaphysics of the Drug War, which, last time I checked, God himself said that his creation was good as regards both flora AND fauna, thank you very much)



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December 2021

Merry Christmas 2021




Merry Christmas, yo.

Frosty the Snowbot here at your service, hoping that you will oblige me by chilling out in 2022. Of course, that's quite a task in the age of global warming. The one good thing about it is, I don't have to join Jenny Craig. I'm a snowman after all. I'm shedding pounds these days like Lloyd's of London after the real-estate collapse of 2007.

But stop me now, I'm on a roll, right down the snowy embankment into the Interstate superhighway of 2022, where I'm sure to go "ker-splat" if you folks don't cotton to my new comedy routine. Well, I say new: I actually recorded it in 2014, when I was still easily mistaken for the Pillsbury Doughboy of Ghostbusters fame, but what's 8 years between friends? I may no longer be the size of a Greyhound bus, but I've still got my carrot nose and two eyes made out of coal. Sadly, I had to lose the corncob pipe two decades ago in order to pass muster with the ever-expanding PC sensibilities. Still, there must have been SOME magic in that old silk hat they found, since I've been doing a positive watusi ever since the haberdashers saw fit to adorn me in that somewhat equivocal manner. Watch me now, I think I've still got it in me, folks! Go ahead! Go ahead!

But enough of my admittedly fabulous dancing. I calculate that you lot dropped by to experience my admittedly fabulous comedic skills instead. Well, what can I say, folks, the link is below. Be so good as to click it.








Akhenaten -- Another Interview with Greatness -- Bombshell: Webmaster Insists that Everybody Must Get Stoned -- Buoyancy: Review by the Moviegoer of the United States of America -- Dear Lance Morrow -- Denzel as Terrorist in John Q -- Don't Read This -- First Lab-Grown Hamburger Financed by Brian Quass -- How the DEA Determines if Your Relgious Beliefs are Real -- Merry Christmas 2021 -- Minnie and Me -- More things that Dr. Fauci will and will not be doing now that he's been vaccinated -- Pipe Dream or the Next Big Thing: You be the judge -- Poor Widdle Will Smith -- Portrait of the artist as a young witch -- Psst! This post is for artists only! -- The Drug Problem is a Social Creation -- The Man of Mode by George Etherege -- The State v. Homo sapiens -- The Theory of Aesthetic Relativity -- The Turing Test Bias -- The Visit -- Thoughts about Cultural Geography, dawg -- Three Arguments Against Political Correctness in Academia -- Why Zero Tolerance is Bullshit -- Willie Who? --

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