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Down with DMOZ
Note Cards (Pk of 20): Miss Smith, take a letter to DMOZ: Tell them to stop misrepresenting my site with their anonymous ageist reviews. What's that? DMOZ has no address or phone number? (The cowards!)
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Down with DMOZ
Hooded Sweatshirt: Speak truth to anonymous knuckleheads by wearing this 'down with DMOZ' t-shirt. Tell the unaccountable cyberspace dogooders to cease and desist with their slow, inaccurate, subjective, ageist services
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Yes, and how many bucks must a webmaster spend before his site is seen?

The answer, my friend, is locked up tighter than a floozy's skirt with the cash-drunk ageist monopolists at the Googleplex in Mountainview, California

The answer is locked up tighter than a floozy's skirt with the cash-drunk ageist monopolists at the Googleplex in Mountainview, California