Seriocomic Satire by Brian Quass of Quass.com:
1106 The true story behind 1408 by Stephen King: Refrigerator on the blink? Furnace broken? Maybe it's just your house's way of telling you to read this article.... ...(1408,samuel jackson,john cusack,haunted hotel room,funny movie review,stephen king parody,making fun of 1408,comedy about 1408
2012 1/2 We were warned!: But we wouldn't listen to the critics, would we? We just had to go and see this tedious catastrophe flick, didn't we? Oh, yes, of course!... ...(2012,mayan calendar,neutrinos,solar flares,armageddon,himalayas,ark,farewell atlantis
A City of Car Rental Agencies Parody of A City of Churches by Donald Barthelme: Love Herz, ooh-ooh, love Herz... ...(city of churches,parody,donald barthelme,spoof,literature,literary parody,rent-a-car,churches
A National Day of Moaning by Chip Shoulders: ... Martian Ambassador Chip Shoulders gives a controversial Thanksgiving Day Address to the People of Planet Earth. Join us to see if the irascible firebrand can ke...(columbus day,mourning,political correctness,bad sports,columbus day comedy,funny columbus day,politically correct columbus,columbus day hyprocrisy
About Me: Meet the Image Behind the Facade : ... ...(Brian Quass,autobiography,about me,author,virginia,composer,gift designer,webmaster
About Us / About Me But enough about YOU -- Let's see what I'm all about for a change, shall we? (Darn tootin'): You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wave the occasional fist in the air in mute condemnation of the legions that hold me in unfounded contempt... ...(autobiography,brian,life story,mine,biography,brian quass,about me,welcome
Adopt This! Parody of Orphan, the movie: Yes, Sir, That's My Psycho!... orphan, a movie parody...(Orphan,movie parody,esther,jaume collet-serra,david johnson,alex mace,isabelle fuhrman,ccpounder
All Aboard the Platonic Express! Pardon me, boy, is that the Post-Socratic choo-choo?: Platonic Parody about ideal forms, featuring the new and improved Socrates, aka Socks... ...(socrates,the thing itself,trains,railroads,platonic parody,philosophy,platonic dialogue,spoof
All-ee All-ee In-come-Bee! Live from the Honeybee Lounge in I-Miss-Em, Nebraska!: It's the bee-all and end-all of comedy routines about colony collapse disorder... Stand-up Comedy routine about colony collapse disorder...(colony collapse disorder,honeybees,honey bees,disappearing,pollination,apiarists,mystery,theories
Answer Me These Questions Three When on CNN ye be!: ... When on CNN ye be!...(funny press conference,press conference humor,webmaster press conference,humorous press conference,press conference questions,press conference comedy,press conference humor,funny press conference questions
Antiques Roadshow in the year 2709 What would you say if I were to tell you that this parody is worth...: upwards of 600 pounds??!!!... ...(Antiques Roadshow,bbc,heirlooms,David Battie,ancestors,greed,parody,fiona bruce
Arresting Anachronisms How Lord Brianberry Came THIS CLOSE to being arrested, with ancillary reflections on the apparently timeless problem of sexism among the nobility: ... How Lord Brianberry Came THIS CLOSE to being arrested...(funny autobiography,stories about getting arrested,funny childhood stories,autobiographical humor,funny life stories,williamsburg,Old Colony Bank,police
Article Archives from the American Egghead : ... ...(funny story archive,list of funny stories,funny stories i can read,free stories online,free short stories humour,free short stories funny,free online articles,free online comedy articles
Ask Not for Whom the Banana Peels: It Peels for Thee Every year, thousands of clumsy Americans slip and fall: Check out this PowerPoint presentation to see what the CDC is doing about it... ...(Falling,CDC,fall prevention,tripping program,trip prevention,falling,prevent falls,CDC program
Avast Thar, Ye Skinflints! Stop shiverin' me economic timbers!: ... Stop shiverin' me economic timbers!...(Falling,CDC,fall prevention,tripping program,trip prevention,falling,prevent falls,CDC program
Barely Normal Activity aka Spank Me, Kate: parody of the movie Paranormal Activity... ...(paranormal activity,parody,possession,demons,katie,micah,ghosts,barely normal activity
Boot Camp for Rappers Drill Sergeant Brian Puts Hip Hop Heroes through their Paces for Lousy Lyrics: I don't know but I been told, gain the world but lose your soul... Drill Sergeant Dresses Down Rappers for Lousy Lyrics...(rap lyrics,kanye west,eminem,rocko,drill sergeant,satire,lil wayne,gain the world
Brain to Brain Resuscitation : ... ...(brain resuscitation,brain to brain,resuscitating brains,transplanting inspiration,transplanting brainpower,brain transplant story,brain transplant humor,brain transplant humour
Bricks and Mortar Syndrome Evidence points to modern masonry techniques as source of new noise-related psychosis: ... Evidence points to modern masonry techniques as source of new noise-related psychosis...(brick repointing,apartment complex noise,noisy construction work,apartment construction work,apartment noise,noisy construction work,noisy brickwork,tenant noise problems
Broken Premises How philosophers misuse dilemmas in an attempt to illustrate moral conflicts: Hope springs eternal, notwithstanding the valiant attempts of professors to outlaw it when formulating rules for thought experiments... ...(moral dillemmas,joshua greene,philosophy class,dilemmas,fruitflies of the moral mind,harvard,baby dilemma,wartime dilemma
Buried Alive A horror story based on true events: Webmaster Buried Alive by DMOZ and Google... Horror story about the premature burial of a webmaster by DMOZ and Google, based on real events...(webmaster,protest,DMOZ,Google,site listing,ageism,monopoly,satire
Bussing Mr. Daisy or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Telly: ... or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Telly...(boob tube,television,idiot box,funny story,Jeopardy,tv on bus,national airport,dulles
Call of the Wild Crumhorn Organist (William Von Pushenfinger III) pulls out all the stops to wake up a nodding congregation: ... A veteran organist pulls out all the stops in complaining about the 15th-century instrument known as the crumhorn (with auxiliary reflections on the rudeness of...(crumhorn,krumhorn,church organ stops,nasal,buzzing,funny instruments,organist stories,organist humor
Cap This! Banker Bashing on Capitol Hill: Socrates bemoans Logic Cap imposed by Democrats on economic discussion... ...(crumhorn,krumhorn,church organ stops,nasal,buzzing,funny instruments,organist stories,organist humor
Case of the Missing Egghead What did the Fetching Chambermaid know and when did she know it: ... What did the Fetching Chambermaid know and when did she know it...(Raymond Chandler parody,fetching chambermaid,feather duster,sexy maid,funny story,just the facts,philip marlowe,parody
Cat-Calls for a Counter-Revolutionary O Che Can You See?:
The revolution came and went and unrest was replaced by discontent -- The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat... Peter Weiss... ...(cornel west,noam chomsky,peter singer,making fun of leftists,leftist nonsense,counter-revolutionary humor,left-wing intolerance,the intolerant left
Chariots of Belated Fire A long-awaited review of the 1981 movie classic: ... A long-awaited review of the 1981 movie classic...(chariots of fire,movie review of chariots of fire,review of chariots of fire,funny chariots,chariots of fire parody,making fun of chariots,funny movie reviews,1981 chariots
Chincoteague Hot Shots Vacationing webmaster snaps sizzling photos at sweltering island resort: ... Vacationing webmaster snaps sizzling photos at sweltering island resort...(chincoteague photographs,pictures of chincoteague,chincoteague, virginia,mr. whippy,mattox campground,mattox boulevard,photographs of chincoteague,vacation guide to chincoteague
Chincoteague Live At least : ... At least ...(pictures of chincoteague,chincoteague pictures,chincoteague travel guide,traveling to chincoteague,vacationing in chincoteague,chincoteague vacation,funny chincoteague,chincoteague photographs
Chris Brogan and Me Trust Agent at 20,000 Feet: Disgruntled Webmaster Challenges Super Blogger's rosy assessment of the Social Web... ...(site visibility,site promotion,chris brogran,google,sensationalism,blogs,rankings,ratings
Church Lite with Father O'Really This church will now come to order!: Come unto me, ye weary, and I will give you g-rated one-liners... ...(funny church,humorous sermons,silly sermons,atm machines,church sermons,kids sermon,funny sermons,humorous church sermons
Clone This! Brutally handsome anti-hero blows the lid off of a government genome conspiracy: ... Brutally handsome anti-hero blows the lid off of a government genome conspiracy...(funny story,human cloning,story about cloning,cloning drama,cloning in fiction ,science fiction,funny stories about cloning,funny story about clones
Cold Feet Comedian breaks the ice with some reservations about cryopreservation: ... Comedy sketch about cryopreservation...(cryopreservation,Gary Gillett,Frozen in Time,head frozen,cryonics,frozen body,reanimation,cryopreservation companies
Color Me Human Online sermon calling for an end to the self-imposed apartheid in American churches: by Father Patrick O'Really, First Church of the Holy Rainbow, located in Prismatic Park at the corner of Colorblind and Loving-It. If you reach the Cynicism Bypass, turn around: you've gone too far!... Online sermon calling for an end to the self-imposed apartheid in American churches, by Father Patrick O'Really, First Church of the Holy Rainbow...(Race relations,integration,colorblind,church congregations,black and white,unity,sermon,humor
Company Retort Don't forget to stay for the lobster dinner after the meeting!: ... Don't forget to stay for the lobster dinner after the meeting!...(funny company speech,failing company,funny company meeting,corporate humor,funny business meeting,company dinner,funny layoffs,funny ceos
Conjuring Che Revolutionary's Spirit Renounces Violence in Controversial Seance: ... Revolutionary's Spirit Renounces Violence in Controversial Seance...(Che Guevara humor,funny article,radical,seance,summoning che,ghost of che guevara,channeling che,che guevara
Copyrighted Marxist Shopkeeper told he can't capitalize on the iconic image of Che Guevara : Photographer's estate claims you can't pictorially parody its omnipresent photograph... ...(che guevara,copyright,korda,photographer,cuba,state run media,wikimedia,public domain
Counseling for Deluded Webmasters with Dr. Horatio P. Weisenhammer III: The first online shrink to recognize and treat Google Adsense Syndrome, aka GAS... ...(webmasters,google,adsense,crazy,psychologist,syndrome,wasting money,advertising
Curse of the Cajun Crawfish It came from the swamp and had big gnarly pincers, notwithstanding its cynical impersonation of a gentleman caller: Tennessee Williams meets George A. Romero in a Louisiana swamp... ...(louisiana swamps,giant crawfish,tennessee williams,george romero,funny horror movie,horror movie comedy,horror movie parody,bayou horror story
Cy Twombly Can Kiss My Canvas! In fact, EVERYBODY can!: Can't afford Twombly's $4 million blank canvas -- buy my $2 million one!... ...(cy twombly,cy twombley,modern art,blank canvas,2 million dollars,jasper johns,Robert Rauschenberg,making fun of modern art
Dawn of the Embarrassed Dead Youngish-Looking Guru bemoans modern hang-up with aging: Grasshoppers of all ages, welcome!... Philosophical reflections on aging and death in today's Botox culture...(Botox,cosmetic surgery,makeover shows,10 years younger,Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,death, a necessary end,mortality,memento mori
Dear Lady: Bite Me An open letter to the Goddess Fortuna: cleverly disguised as an open letter to ABC News that's been cc'd to Google, Apple and the Washington Post... ...(Botox,cosmetic surgery,makeover shows,10 years younger,Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,death, a necessary end,mortality,memento mori
Death by VHS Naomi Watts in The Ring I'm too young to die in seven days!!!: ... I'm too young to die in seven days!!!...(The Ring,Naomi Watts,movie review,funny,ghosts,horror films,horses,vhs
Death in Venice Beach A parody of Final Destination (2009): A single death is a tragedy, five deaths is a movie... ...(final destination,movie parody,death in venice,premonitions,nascar,racing accidents,hair salon,lawnmower
Death of a Webmaster He couldn't boost his site statistics to save his life: Parody of Death of a Salesman... ...(death of a salesman,arthur miller ,parody,willy loman,when I was 17,when I was 21,silicon valley,i went into the jungle
Debunking Friday the 13th Why there is (almost) nothing to fear but fear itself: A university lecture on the sociological significance of Friday the 13th... Why there is (almost) nothing to fear but fear itself: A university lecture on the sociological significance of Friday the 13th...(Friday the 13th,humor,superstition,black cat,walking under latter,horseshoe over door,acorn in window,shouting pig at sea
Deconstructing the Lyrics to Montego Bay a Derridean analysis of Bobby Bloom's 1970 classic: featuring the first-ever accurate online lyrics to Montego Bay... Lyrics to Montego Bay by Bobby Bloom, including Derridean analysis of text...(Montego Bay,Bobby Bloom,humor,lyrics explained,keys to the mg,thirst to be thirsty,vernon will meet me,when the BOAC lands
Deconstructing the Rapper Stuffy professor analyzes the bejesus out of 70s hit: Lyrical analysis of The Rapper by Don Iris and the Jaggers... ...(the rapper,the jaggerz,lyrics,don iris,Jimmie Ross,Benny Faiella,Dominic Ierace,We Went to Different Schools Together
District 8 You are not welcome here (unless, of course, you're delivering pizza): Parody of District 9... parody of District 9...(District 9,aliens,prawns,johannesburg,mnu,shanty town,parody of District 9,spoof
Do No Evil, Except Maybe in China stand-up comic speaks truth to power in Mountain View: read the full story below before Google discovers this page and blocks it!... stand-up comedian protests Google monopoly in Mountain View: read the full story below before Google discovers this page and blocks it!...(Google in China,webmaster protest,googlers,Mountain View,20% time,free laundry,car wash,monopoly
Down with the Google Search Monopoly Cheer up, webmasters, 'divest' is yet to come!: ... Congratulations! You found this anti-Google essay inspite of its being conveniently buried in the search engine listings by You-Know-Whom...(search monopoly,google,protest,search engine,down with google,protesting google,biggest monopoly,webmaster protest
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Wright Look who's coming to a fund-raising dinner!: ... Proving how love is not only blind but deaf when it comes to presidential politics...(pastor wright,reverse racism,9-11,hatred,god damn america,obama,racist pastor wright,parody of pastor wright
Drag Me to New Jersey Bryan has a great job, a great girlfriend, and a bright future. But in three days, he's going to New Jersey: Parody of the movie 'Drag Me to Hell' directed by Sam Raimi... ...(Drag Me to Hell,parody,Sam Raimi,horror movie,curse,spoof,New Jersey,foreclosure
Drill Here, Drill Now! Candidate's dental plan has teeth: Why we must drill in the back-left quadrant of Brian's mouth... ...(Drill here drill now,humor,root canal,John McCain,campaign slogan,teeth,obama,2008 presidential campaign
Duplicity, Take Two Amorous agents get fleeced in corporate hair-growing scheme: Spoof of the movie 'Duplicity'... ...(Duplicity,parody,spoof,Julia Roberts,Clive Owen,2009,Tony Gilroy,corporate spies
Egghead-in-Chief Addresses Reader Concerns Complete with plainspoken translation for the Salt of the Earth: ... Complete with plainspoken translation for the Salt of the Earth...(Duplicity,parody,spoof,Julia Roberts,Clive Owen,2009,Tony Gilroy,corporate spies
Elevator Grumps at Ballston Commons A true story of pettiness and hard feelings in a Northern Virginia shopping mall: Third floor: electronics, jewelry, fault-finding hot-heads....... A true story of pettiness and hard feelings in a Northern Virginia shopping mall...(grumpy people,ballston commons,grumpy people stories,grumps,funny story about grumpy people,stories about grumps,comedy about grumps,grumpy people suck
Empowering Idea People : ... ...(grumpy people,ballston commons,grumpy people stories,grumps,funny story about grumpy people,stories about grumps,comedy about grumps,grumpy people suck
Expanding the Rio Grande I Ain't Gonna Study Wall No More: One American's plan to turn the southern U.S. border into one long transatlantic river for cargo boats and cruise ships... ...(Rio Grande,u.s. mexican border,big idea,border patrol,united states,mexico,canal,transatlantic
Fall of the Summer Cottage of Usher Introducing the Lady Madeline's little-known identical twin sister, Yasha: parody of the House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe... Poe fan's parody of the Fall of the House of Usher...(Fall of the House of Usher,Edgar Allan Poe,parody,Lady Madeline,twin sister,a mystery all insoluble,as the shades of evening drew on,the melancholy
Falling for Frank Lloyd Wright If you're living in his glass house, don't throw parties! : Frank Lloyd Wright's most famous house is falling down. Well, it was built on top of a waterfall. --
John Glancey, The Guardian,
September 2001 ... Playwright's comedic slant on Frank Lloyd Wright's tilting masterpiece...(Fallingwater,falling down,Frank Lloyd Wright,architect,Bear Run,Usonian,prairie style,waterfall
Fast Times at Jurassic High Stand-up comedian brings us up to speed on the newly discovered running skills of T-Rex: Including arch literary references to the perhaps somewhat loosely related theme of nuclear weapons in Iran... Stand-up comedian brings us up to speed on the newly discovered running skills of T-Rex...(dinosaurs running speed,running speed of dinosaurs,40 miles,fast dinosaurs,how fast can dinosaurs run,Compsognathus,royal society,university of manchester
Federal Trade Commission Federal Trade Commission: ... a letter from your friendly neighborhood bureaucrat...(funny bureaucrats,bartleby the scrivener,stories about offices,stories by office workers,story about bureaucrat,disgruntled bureaucrats,funny office stories,jobs from hell
Flash Mobs 101 with Professor Q (Prerequisite: Student should already be reasonably hip): ... (Prerequisite: Student should already be reasonably hip)...(funny article about flocking,article about flash mobs,flash mobs and flocking,flocking fad,flash mobs fad,funny article about fads,flash mobs humor,funny flash mobs
Flying in the Face of Reason Author puts the dubious concept of micro-expressions under his literary magnifying glass as the TSA begins cracking down on negative facial expressions: ... Author puts the dubious concept of micro-expressions under his literary magnifying glass as the TSA begins cracking down on negative facial expressions...(microexpressions,behavior detection officers,tsa,terrorist facial expressions,homeland security,monitoring facial expressions,airport security,facial expressions tsa
Food for Thought The following stand-up comedy routine contains 0gm. Trans-Fat!: ... Humorous essay about the human need for food...(chicken soup for the,thoughts about eating,crocodile,about food,funny food stories,humorous food article,concerning food,eating food
Footnotes for the Rest of Us Doctor Grammar shows us how we, too, can document our writing like an expert: ... Document your writing like a pro! Impress your friends! Doctor Grammar shows you how in Footnotes for the Rest of Us...(Love letter,footnotes,impressive,persuasion,subjective footnotes,position papers,humour,humor
Forgive me, Father, for I have singed Unexpectedly punny Deity signs off on new chef's apron: ... Unexpectedly punny Deity signs off on new chef's apron...(Love letter,footnotes,impressive,persuasion,subjective footnotes,position papers,humour,humor
Forgive Them For They Know Not What They Publish My prayer for the Washington Post...: ...and for myself... ...(washington post,bias,oped,race relations,ombudsman,reverse racism,editorial,censorship
Forgiveness for Dummies Father O'Really Urges Sinners to Bury the Hatchet: ... Father O'Really Urges Sinners to Bury the Hatchet...(sermon on forgiveness,sermon about forgiveness,forgiveness humor,stories about forgiveness,why forgiveness is important,lecturing on forgiveness,funny sermons,humorous sermons
Fork River Anthology All are laughing, laughing on the hill: The Spoon River Anthology of Edgar Lee Masters -- idiot-friendly edition... ...(Spoon River Anthology,all are sleeping,Edgar Lee Masters,sleeping on the hill,Hodd Putt,Ollie McGee,Cassius Hueffer,Robert Fulton Tanner
Fork River Anthology Chatty Corpses Come Clean in Posthumous Interview: parody of Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters... ...(Spoon River Anthology,all are sleeping,Edgar Lee Masters,sleeping on the hill,Hodd Putt,Ollie McGee,Cassius Hueffer,Robert Fulton Tanner
Fourth of July in Fireworks-Free New Jersey Webmaster to party hearty in the Garden State : or at least as hearty as the state legislature will allow... ...(fireworks in new jersey,ban on fireworks,banned fireworks jersey,new jersey fireworks ban,new jersey fireworks,comedy about new jersey,new jersey humor,funny fireworks new jersey
Free Webmaster Excuses Unable to update your website or blog?: Apologize creatively with these injustice-bashing Parental Excuse letters from Quass.com... ...(fireworks in new jersey,ban on fireworks,banned fireworks jersey,new jersey fireworks ban,new jersey fireworks,comedy about new jersey,new jersey humor,funny fireworks new jersey
Frosty, the Environmentally Conscious Snowman Our perennial winter friend denounces mountaintop mining in a globally heartwarming stand-up routine at the Reindeer Lounge on Cedar Street: No cover charge after 7:00 -- Reindeer half-price when accompanied by Santa's Workers... Our perennial winter friend denounces mountaintop mining in a globally heartwarming stand-up routine at the North Pole Restaurant and Lounge (no cover charge, r...(global warming,Frosty the Snowman,mountaintop mining,eyes made out of coal,jolly happy soul,climate change,comedy,mountaintop removal
Gloria in Excessive Claptrap Season's Greetings from Our Lady of the Disgruntled Secularist: End of Year Blowout Service with Pastor Donovan D. O'Really... ...(christmas sermon,funny,funny christmas sermon,christmas hymns,rapping hymns,rap,gloria in excelsis,rapping christmas hymns
Got Any Tuna Go Fish! because we've depleted our oceans, thank you very much!: ... Go Fish! because we've depleted our oceans, thank you very much!...(overfishing,rick weiss,depleting the ocean,depleted fisheries,eating fish,Key Ocean Fish Species Ravaged,depleting ocean,fish sticks
Green Entertainment Television Making Color Consciousness Respectable Since 1980: ... Colorful Satire about B.E.T., Black Entertainment Television...(Black Entertainment Television,reverse racism,Martin Luther King,colorblind,ain't nobody here but us,color consciousness,BET,black and white
Guns! Get Your Guns Here! Virginia Citizens Defense League to Hold Gun Raffle in Government Building: ... ...(gun radicals,criticism of the nra,sane gun policies,gun control,op-ed pieces about guns,essays about guns,funny stories about guns,comedy about guns
Gutter Bawl Proving that this is one webmaster that will not go gently into any supposititious good night: ... Proving that this is one webmaster that will not go gently into any supposititious ...(bowling,funny stories about bowling,gutters,gutter balls,gutter ball humors,gutter ball,in the gutter,funny bowling stories
Hamlet Now in convenient parody form: for blithering idiots who couldn't get their minds around Hamlet for Dummies... Hamlet for Modern (perhaps even for postmodern) Times...(parody of Hamlet,shakespeare parody,comedy,satire,shakespeare,hamlet spoof,spoof of hamlet,hamlet takeoff
Happy Birthday, Socrates! You're not getting older, you're getting more philosophical!: the 50th birthday of Athens go-to man for all things philosophical... Parody of Platonic Dialogue, featuring Socrates on his 50th birthday...(Socrates,Socrates birthday,happy birthday,Xanthippe,Lamprokles,Sophroniskos,Menexenos,Phaedrus
Happy Columbus Day at the Comedy Club check your buckets of red paint at the door: ... or is it? YOU be the judge...(protesting,Columbus Day,politically correct,Christopher Columbus,buckets of red paint,politically incorrect holiday,holiday,Happy Columbus Day
Happy Halloween, Son! Season's Greetings from Baron Von Foghorn Leghorn III: ... Season's Greetings from Baron Von Foghorn Leghorn III...(foghorn leghorn,dracula,that's a joke, son,vampire,halloween,happy halloween,funny halloween stories,halloween story
Happy New Year from Emperor Augustus Be sure to start writing MMVIII on all of your Ancient Roman checks!: Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend me your noisemakers!... Happy New Year 2008 from Emperor Augustus (Be sure to start writing MMVIII on all of your ancient Roman checks!)...(emperor augustus,new year's eve,new year's,auld lang syne,mpe,listen,tiberius,roman emperor humor
Harnessing Hurricanes Well, blow me down! It's another green idea from Brian Quass: It's an ill wind that blows nobody no megawatts... An environmental essay proposing the use of huge retractable wind turbines to harness the power of hurricanes...(hurricanes,wind power,electricity,the environment,harnessing hurricanes,wind turbines,wind energy,green energy
Heading for the Dysentery Archipelago Aboard the SS UpChuck piloted by Captain Sal Manilla : Got it? if not, you will before we return to port!... Aboard the SS UpChuck piloted by Captain Sal Manilla (got it? if not, you will before we return to port!)...(Food poisoning on cruise lines,Salmonella on cruise ships,vacation cruise gastritis,bad food on cruise line,food poisoning on cruise,cruise ship food,funny stories about cruise lines,cruise ship comedy
Hip Hop in Ancient Athens Newly Discovered Platonic Dialogue!: Socrates raps with Polemarchus concerning the sociopolitical import of hip hop lyrics... ...(Plato,Socrates,dialog,funny,hip hop,ancient athens,philosophy,dialectic
Hips Don't Lie! with Professor Emeritus Rupert Von Rappenheimer III, alias : ... ...(Hips don't lie,Shakira Shakira,making fun of song,deciphering lyrics,funny lectures about lyrics,lecturing about lyrics,funny lyrics lectures,humorous lyrics
Hold One Press Conference and Call Me in the Morning Webmaster introduces online pain sufferers to his new Press Conference Therapy: For the temporary relief of major pains in the cyber buttocks... ...(Press Conference,therapy,humor,catharsis,funny,take one,call me in the morning,self-catechism
Holder Challenge Called Off Washington Post says 'Problem Solved': We already have the answers to racism in the United States of America... ...(Eric Holder,Washington Post,censorship,reverse racism,race relations,oped,website,the holder challenge
House of Usher II The House of Usher for Blithering Idiots : The Poe classic, rewritten for the rest of us what couldn't get our minds around the still vexingly complex 'dummy' version of the story... ...(Edgar Allan Poe,Fall of the House of Usher,parody,Roderick,Lady Madeline,hypochondriac,antihero,fissure
How I Took the Mets to the World Series in 1968 Almost: Dedicated to the brief but intense careers of young backyard sports heroes everywhere!... ...(baseball,fantasy,hero,childhood,tigers,mets,world series,playoffs
Howard Stern versus Garrison Keillor The Culture War Comes to Lake Wobegon: How push came to shove in Fitzgerald Theater... ...(Howard Stern,Garrison Keillor,Lake Wobegon,A Prairie Home Companion,public radio,Minnesota,spoof satire parody,robin
Hunter Thompson, eat your heart out! Standup comedian gives fear and loathing the heave-ho in Sin City: Webmaster's Fans flock to the Flamingo to see Fledgling Comic Take Flight... Love and Happiness in Las Vegas...(las vegas,standup,dunes,mandalay bay,bugsy siegel,frank sinatra,hoover dam,comedy gig
I Am NOT White On the Illogical and Polarizing Racial Terminology of 21st-Century America: ... On the Illogical and Polarizing Racial Terminology of 21st-Century America...(Race relations,black and white,white,caucasian,reverse prejudice,race,terms,colorblind
I Just Cut My Toenails! And other startling revelations from the Land of Twitter: A stand-up comedy routine about the fad that won't go away... ...(Race relations,black and white,white,caucasian,reverse prejudice,race,terms,colorblind
I Spy with my Little Eye... or, When I First Heard the Amateur Astronomer...: ... or, When I First Heard the Amateur Astronomer......(skyline drive,big meadows,the milky way,shooting stars,meteor shower,telescopes,amateur astronomer,amateur astronomy
I Take Thee, Babs Going to the chapel and we're gonna get merry: aka The Devil and Sammy Taylor... Funny story about wacky wedding ceremony with irreverent real-time commentary provided by the groom himself...(getting married,wedding humor,wedding anecdotes,i thee wed,with this ring,plighting troth,funny wedding story,bridal chorus
I, Reporter My name is Brian: I carry a typewriter.: Tonight, an inveterate hack risks life and limb (and gives up the better half of a perfectly edible egg salad sandwich) to track down the true meaning of the Fourth of July in the United States of America! ... ...(raymond chandler,parody,phillip marlowe,fourth of july,july fourth,independence day,july 4,night beat
Immortality: The Home Version To continue to be or not to continue to be...: That is the question in Life After Death: the new book by Dinesh D'Souza... ...(raymond chandler,parody,phillip marlowe,fourth of july,july fourth,independence day,july 4,night beat
Inspector Clouseau Does Safeway When out in the car park there arose such a clatter, I didn't dare ask myself what was the matter: ... When out in the car park there arose such a clatter, I didn't dare ask myself what was the matter...(food store anecdotes,grocery shopper stories,stories from food stores,grocery store humor,grocery store comedy,shopping at Safeway,funny story about Safeway,shopping at Safeway
Introducing Quass Lite The same Quass.com humor, now in a daily format of quick-reading comic blurbs!: If you only glance surreptitiously at ONE comic website every day at work, make it THIS one... ...(IRS,satire,tax scam,fair taxation,commentary,VAT,Internal Revenue Service,april 15
Is There Love on Mars? Two top-notch astronauts set out on a secret mission to find out: ... Comedy sketch about finding love on Mars...(the red planet,landing on mars,walking on mars,the red planet,love,nasa,funny play,is there life on mars?
It Came From Outside the Legal System The Horror Story called Mandatory Sentencing: An innocent campfire story leaves five Americans fearing for their constitutional rights... ...(the red planet,landing on mars,walking on mars,the red planet,love,nasa,funny play,is there life on mars?
James Woods 1, Vampires 0 James Woods settles the supernatural score in Vampires: ... James Woods settles the supernatural score in Vampires...(Vampires,James Woods,vampire hunters,dragging vampires,burning vampires,Daniel Baldwin,vampire nests,2007 movie
Jeepers Creepers Where did Jessica Alba Get Those Peepers: Successful transplant, my eye!... Humorous review of the movie Jeepers Creepers starring Jessica Alba...(cellular memory,Jeepers Creepers,eye transplant,have you seen my report card?,Sidney Wells,horror film,Candace Pert,Jian Gui
Jellyfish Manor The real-life adventures of an everyday family of stinging nettles, struggling to keep their heads above water: Tonight's episode: 'Death, Where is thy Sting?'... ...(jellyfish,meerkat manor,parody,animal planet,discovery,funny,animal shows,anthropomorphism
Judge Joe White Real People, in a Real Courtroom, with Real Weak Cases: Parody of the TV show Judge Joe Brown... ...(Judge Joe Brown,parody,real people,real cases,Miss Holly,bailiff,judges,humor
Just so you know, I'm ashamed that.... Brian just wants you to know that he's ashamed that rattlesnakes come from Texas. (Mind you, he's not so crazy about the rattlesnakes that live in neighboring New Mexico, neither!): ... Brian just wants you to know that he's ashamed that rattlesnakes come from Texas. (Mind you, he's not so crazy about the rattlesnakes that live in neighboring N...(Judge Joe Brown,parody,real people,real cases,Miss Holly,bailiff,judges,humor
Keep Me in Your Prayers! Join the webmaster as he frets about his upcoming vacation: ... Join the webmaster as he frets about his upcoming vacation to Chincoteague, Virginia, USA...(funny article about vacations,taking vacations,vacation humor,funny vacations,vacation comedy,going on vacation,vacation stories,vacation plans
Kindness without Caveats Comedian Pinkie Weazelton stands up for sincerity: ... Comedian Pinkie Weazelton stands up for sincerity...(being kind,sermon about kindness,sermon about sincerity,humor about kindness,thoughts about kindness,funny sermons,sermon about being kind,how to be kind
Knowing Nicolas Cage (I expected a better movie) A parody of the sci-fi movie 'Knowing': Jack and Jill went up in space, apparently for the express purpose of creating the most ridiculous movie ending in Hollywood history... ...(Knowing,Nicolas Cage,numerology,solar flares,spoof,parody,2009,aliens
Labeling Socrates Is he conservative or liberal?: Dueling dogmatists dispute the political penchant of their mentor on the occasion of his son's 8th birthday party... ...(Knowing,Nicolas Cage,numerology,solar flares,spoof,parody,2009,aliens
Lavatar Noble Savage Meets Tyrant Man in James Cameron Morality Play: Free Seeds of Eywa for first 60 readers!... ...(Avatar,James Cameron,Neytiri,Na'vi,Seeds of Eywa,Hometree,movie parody,satire
Let Us Now Praise Fainted Men The WEBMASTER of the United States of America answers questions about his recent whatever: ... The WEBMASTER of the United States of America answers questions about his recent ...(press conference comedy,press conference humor,autobiography,comedy autobiography,biographical humor,funny press conferences,press conferences,funny
Let's Play Jeoparody! but this time let's play it in such a way as to lodge a subtle protest against the misdeeds of corporate America: Categorically controversial variation on a game show theme... but this time let's play it in such a way as to lodge a subtle protest against the misdeeds of corporate America: Categorically controversial variation on a gam...(Jeopardy!,parody,game show,extreme jeopardy,form of a question,spoof,satire,real life
Lip Gloss: A Derridean ontology of Lil' Mama's boo-yaa lyrics Rap, Rock, and Redaction with Professor Huffenstuff -- er, HuffenSTADT: High School course on the existential import of the lyrics to Lip Gloss by Niatia Kirkland.... ...(lip gloss,lil mama,lyrics,lip gloss lyrics,my lip gloss is cool,poppin,funny lyrics,lyrics analysis
Little Antelope Diary The Herbivore Network's answer to BBC's Big Cat Diary, live from the Messy Mary Game Reserve on the Serengeti Plains: ... Oh, give me a TV show where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play -- rather than getting slaughtered by lions and cheetahs as in the gratuitously ...(Big Cat Diary,Masai Mara Game Reserve,the Marsh Pride,Serengeti,dik dik,lions,wildebeeest,tv show
Little Webmaster Blue Has Blown his Top and he does not know where to find it!: ... Have you seen my top? I blew it yesterday while arguing with an incompetent store manager in Arlington, Virginia. (My name? Oh, sorry: I'm Little Boy Blue. Yeah...(story about getting angry,funny story about anger,getting angry,blowing one's top,humorous anecdote,blown top,funny article about anger,anger
Living with the Muck Tribe Learn the shocking truth about 'The People of the Corn Husk': Parody of 'Living with the Mek Tribe' on the Travel Channel... ...(the mek tribe,tribal humor,political correctness,exotic tribe,noble savages,indigenous,comedy,indigenous humor
LOL for LHC or, How You Can Profit from the Coming Black Hole: with Fermilab Funnyman Adam Neutrino... Comical essay about the controversial start-up of the atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider in the fall of 2008...(the mek tribe,tribal humor,political correctness,exotic tribe,noble savages,indigenous,comedy,indigenous humor
Looking for Help in All the Wrong Places Why I'm saying goodbye (and #*@!) to online forums: ... Why I'm saying goodbye (and #*@!) to online forums...(online forum help,smart alecks,smart aleck answers,flaming online forum,getting help from forums,forum smart alecks,problem with online forums,getting help online
Loonies in the Boonies STOP! Before you buy that log cabin in the country, read this review of the 2008 horror film The Strangers: As in, Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue!... parody of the 2008 movie The Strangers, original screenplay by Bryan Bertino...(The Strangers,Bryan Bertino,manson,psychopaths,is tamara home?,remote,rural,murderers
Loosing the Fateful Lightning Brian's power-generating scheme takes the scientific community by storm: But this brainstorm is also a lightning rod for naysayers... ...(clean energy,lightning,big idea,harnessing lightning,power from lightning,pollution-free energy,power generation,lightning power
Lord, Smite Thou Mine Enemies who Practice Indiscriminate Reciprocal Linking Online publisher lifts his Google-related concerns to God (in person, no less!): Link to me online with thine eyes... ...(webmaster humor,funny webmasters,reciprocal linking,funny story about webmaster,webmaster complaints,webmaster humour,webmaster comedy,webmaster prayers
Love Me, Love My God All Reverend Finchley is saying is give love a chance, gang: ... All Reverend Finchley is saying is give love a chance, gang...(funny sermon about love,sermon about love,funny article about love,love quotes,martin luther king,johnny rotten,sermon on love,funny sermons
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, Where Has Your Husband Gone? Dr. Watson and Mary Morstan are 'on the outs' : New Sherlock Holmes drama, with a new, improved 15% solution!... or, Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, where did your husband go?...(Mary Morstan,Dr. Watson,Sherlock Holmes,funny story,parody,elementary, my dear watson,Baker Street,Marylebone Road
Masque of the Orange Death Pulp fiction by Egghead Allan Poe: without was the Orange Death!... A Poe fan's parody of Masque of the Red Death...(Masque of the Red Death,Edgar Allan Poe,parody,like a thief in the night,outheroded herod,illimitable dominion,prince prospero,castellated abbey
Me Version 10.1.0 Comedian Johnny Appleseed releases a new version of himself to fix several personality bugs, including feelings of academic insecurity when in the company of boastful Ivy Leaguers: ... Comedian Johnny Appleseed releases a new version of himself to fix several personality bugs, including feelings of academic insecurity when in the company of bo...(attitude adjustment,funny story,pride,ego,big name schools,ivy league,egotistic,humility
Meditations on a Gammy Leg Father O'Really knocks us off of our PC high horses in this tough-love sermon about the evils of self-righteousness: ... Father O'Really knocks us off of our PC high horses in this tough-love sermon about the evils of self-righteousness...(sermon about high horses,sermon about getting on a high horse,sermon about self-righteousness,funny sermons,disability,the disabled,political correctness,politically correct
Merry Kissmas 2006 Stand-up Christmas Routine with everyone's favorite online comic, Smincey Aloysius Fensterbaron III: letting Rudolph join in all his reindeer games since 1999!... ...(Christmas,comedy routine,stand-up routine,christmas humour,christmas humor,christmas 2006,new year's,holiday humor
Most Haunted Britain for Dummies Episode I: Lifestyles of the Dead and Infamous: ... Join Host Skippy Hazelton and local astrologer Sue Casterberry as they tiptoe gingerly through the most haunted gaol in Sussex, England. Discover the secrets o...(Most Haunted,parody,BBC America,Most Haunted Britain,haunted castles,castles and ghosts,ghosts castles,tv show parody
Mother, May I? Recognizing the inherent bias in parentally promulgated paradigms: ... Philosophical musings on the inevitable ideological indoctrination of children by their parents...(the hand that rocks the cradle,mothers,freedom of thought,early indoctrination,maternal,children,indoctrinated,childhood indoctrination
Move Over, Stanislavski The Theory of Orchestrated Distractions: Professor Konstantin von Egghead's new paradigm for thespian pedagogy: ... The most important theoretical breakthrough in the drama world since the introduction of the Stanislavski method in the late 19th century....(Stanislavski,actor training,acting theory,acting method,stanislavski method,stanislavski on acting,teaching acting to children,acting lessons for children
My Name is Brian and I Am a Depressed Webmaster Group Therapy for the Digitally Daunted: ... Group Therapy for the Digitally Daunted...(webmaster group therapy,group therapy,webmaster depression,sad webmaster,webmaster problems,psychotherapy ,webmaster therapy,12-step program
My Name is Santa Claus: I Carry a Sack There are eight million stockings in the Naked City: A good 3.5 million of them will be full of coal this Christmas!... ...(santa claus,stockings,coal,naughty or nice,be good,for goodness' sake,you better watch out,children
My Polar Valentine Father O'Really's Comments about Global Warming Meet with a Cold Reception: Standup Comedy Routine meets Sermon at Our Lady of the Tickled Funnybone... Funny church sermon about global warming...(global warming,sermon about,ice sheet,valentine's day,climate change,semon,arctic melting,greenland
My Wayward Watermelon Errant watermelon elicits snide comments in supermarket checkout line: Another Express Lane article: 500 words or less... Funny story about food store shopping...(supermarket anecdote,safeway,checkout,watermelon,wilson boulevard,cole slaw,food shopping,price check
Nice Work If You Can Get It Job opening for Olympic Committee Member: Must be willing and able to be feted in grand style in major cities around the globe... ...(IOC,Olympics,Committee,bribery,funny articles,International Olympic Committee,inspector general,wine and dine
No, seriously! Seriously! Hauntified Hazmat Team, Batman, it's a standup comedy routine about the movie Session 9 starring David Caruso: With supplemental reflections on the eventually noisome Quiet Man starring John Wayne... ...(Session Nine,David Caruso,The Quiet Man,Ireland,John Wayne,Danvers,insane asylum,Trooper Thornton
North American Owl Awards A fun introduction to the 19 species of North American Owls: Hosted by owl-lover first-class, Tu-Whit Tu-Whoo... ...(great horned owl,barred owl,barn owl,north american owls,screech owl,elf owl,spotted owl,snowy owl
Notes from Even FURTHER Underground Diary of an exquisitely invisible webmaster: Proving that Fyodor Dostoyevsky didn't know Jack about underground... ...(great horned owl,barred owl,barn owl,north american owls,screech owl,elf owl,spotted owl,snowy owl
Notice of Scam Attractive Woman Implicated in Plot to Break Men's Hearts: If this woman approaches you at a bar, do NOT offer her a drink (in fact, stop drinking yourself! you'll regret it)... ...(scam,humor,funny,article,romantic,love,scam,scamming
NRA: J'Accuse! Thoughts on the 10th anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings: Columbine: made possible by the same intransigent radicals who gave you the Virginia Tech and the Clifton Church massacres... ...(NRA,protest,gun violence,second amendment,inner cities,gun collectors,radical nra,sane gun policy
Odd or Even? An exciting game of strategy and chance (well, of chance, anyway): From the folks who brought you 'Deal or No Deal'!... ...(Deal or No Deal,game shows,parody,odd or even,odds,tv shows,stupid games,dice
Old MacDonald Had a P---- Offensive Lyrics Broadcast in ABC NEWS report on Nikki Yanofsky: True Story! A Quass.com EXCLUSIVE!... ...(Deal or No Deal,game shows,parody,odd or even,odds,tv shows,stupid games,dice
On Prayer and Privacy together with some almost surprisingly personal reflections on the cartharsis inherent in gratitude: culminating in a sort of wistful triumph in a seemingly heartfelt call for a new Thanksgiving Day tradition that really lives up to its name... with ancillary reflections on the importance of gratitude in everyday life...(prayer and privacy,tell-all society,op-ed pieces about privacy,funny stories about prayer,funny stories about privacy,funny sermons,self-disclosure,funny sermon about prayer
On the Recalcitrance of Biomass Wedding-related news conference yields questions about the economical production of Ethanol: ... Wedding-related news conference yields questions about the economical production of Ethanol...(biomass,recalcitrance,ethanol,corn,Michael Wang,cellulosic ethanol,Novozymes Biotech,green fuel
On the Right to Bear Sparklers On the right to bear sparklers: yes, even in the Garden State!... on the God-given (or at least Jeffersonian-given) right to bear sparklers! (yes, even in the Big Mother state of New Jersey!)...(sparkler ban,new jersey fireworks,fireworks ban,sparkler ban in new jersey,fireworks ban in new jersey,jersey fireworks,jersey fireworks ban,jersey sparkler ban
One Socratic Cheeseburger, hold the rhetoric You Get What You Ask For at Athens' First Fast Food Restaurant: In a pickle over Ancient Greek philosophy... ...(socrates,humor,alcibiades,essence,accidental,essential,polymarchus,stoa
Operation: Jersey Sparkler Protesting New Jersey Fireworks Law, another fine Sunday Sermon by Father Patrick O'Really: ... Protesting New Jersey Fireworks Law, another fine Sunday Sermon by Father Patrick O'Really...(sparklers,new jersey fireworks,fireworks,prohibition,4th of july in New Jersey,big mother,freedom,fourth of july
Ouch! A guru grapples with the philosophical implications of What Is Art?: Leo Tolstoy's curmudgeonly take on aesthetics... Guru grapples with philosophical implications of Tolstoy's theory of art...(Tolstoy's theory of art,Leo Tolstoy,true art,universal brotherhood,brotherhood of man,relevant art,shakespeare,opera
Our Blue Friend Out-of-this-world lecture on planet Neptune: ... Blue is the color of my true love's atmosphere... Out-of-this-world lecture on planet Neptune...(blue planet,gas giant,jovian planet,farthest planet from sun,lecture about neptune,methane gas,methane on neptune,why is neptune blue
Ozymandias Dines at Hardees Push Comes to Shove in Saluda, Virginia, Restaurant: ... Push Comes to Shove in Saluda, Virginia, Restaurant...(restaurant humor,fast-food experiences,funny fast-food stories,hardees hamburgers,saluda, virginia,funny restaurant stories,rainy day at restaurant,funny restaurant anecdotes
Pacifying Thrasymachus After demolishing his adversary's cynical argument about Justice, Socrates goes 2 for 2 on the night by disproving his opponent's equally wrongheaded views about Pacifism: Another transcribed Dialogue from the fine folks that brought you Plato's Republic!... ...(Plato,pacifism,funny,Plato's Republic,Thrasymachus,dialog,Polymarchus,Illisus River
Paranoia: They're Out to Get Me or rather they WERE: blowing the lid off of the world's secret attempt to bring me down, one frustrating setback at a time... Paranoia: They're Out to Get Me: A Quass.com exclusive, blowing the lid off of society's ongoing attempts to foil me at every turn...(paranoia,humor,funny,dana scully,x files,out to get me,conspiracy,mulder
Pet Peeves R Us Gripe, boy, gripe!: That's a good boy!... ...(paranoia,humor,funny,dana scully,x files,out to get me,conspiracy,mulder
Philosophical Fill-up! Philosophy at the pump -- It's a real gas!: Your Friendly Metaphysical Mechanic checks your oil pressure while repudiating Hegel from a Kantian perspective!... Fill 'er up Cartesian or Existential...(funny lectures,funny philosophy lecture,funny gas station story,funny philosophy stories,philosophy humor,gas and philosophy,philosophy of gas,petrol humour
Piglet's Big Movie Sing Ho, for the Life of a Niece: ... Sing Ho, for the Life of a Niece...(movie review of Piglet's Big Movie,piglet's big movie,funny review of Piglet movie,Piglet Movie review,funny review of children's movie,children's movie review,piglet's big movie review,about piglet's big movie
Plato for Blithering Idiots: The Phaedrus The 21st-century Phaedrus, a modern take on the Platonic Dialgoue about Love: Socrates and Phaedrus have a fancy talk under a plane tree... ...(phaedrus,parody,plato,socrates,funny socrates,socratic humor,parody of socrates,parody of the phaedrus
Pork Chop Hunting at Trader Joe's True story of angst-ridden chop hunt at Trader Joe's: Rated PG for occasional vague references to extential malaise, some material may be unsuitable for the literal minded... ...(shopping anecdote,Trader Joe,humor,pork chop,health nuts,crowded aisles,shopping carts,shopping with bad cold
Postdated Postcard from Smith Mountain Lake: ... from Smith Mountain Lake, the resort that can't make up its mind whether it's coming or going, economically speaking...(Smith Mountain Lake,about smith mountain lake,humor from smith mountain lake,comedy about smith mountain lake,smith mountain lake humor,story about smith mountain lake,visiting smith mountain lake,humor about smith mountain lake
Privacy in a Technological Age Webmaster Q and the Private I: Let me enjoy my private! (Malvolio in Twelfth Night)... Webmaster Q and the Private I...(online privacy,essay about privacy,privacy in technological world,essay about online privacy,privacy online,article about privacy,rights to privacy,privacy rights online
Psycho Comic Stand-up comic takes a stab at stand-up comedy: ... Psycho comic takes a stab at stand-up comedy...(Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho,funny articles about hotels,dangerous hotels,anthony perkins,funny hotel stories,king of prussia, pennsylvania,farmer vincent,hotels from hell
Putting on the Dog Top Dog Riley Beagle trots out his new line of canine clothing from Paris!: Beagle Beauty Pageant goes to the dogs with the best fashion sense!... ...(Beagles,fashion show,dogs,putting on the dog,canine,beauty pageant,Atlantic City,best in show
Quantum of Silliness 007 kicks bad guy butt in Haiti, thereby foiling the no doubt evil though never adequately explained plans of a Bolivian dictator: Parody of the James Bond film 'Quantum of Solace'... ...(James Bond,parody,Quantum of Solace,Haiti,Judi Dench,spoof,007,dictator
Quiz Me, Kate How much do you know about the month of April? Take our test to find out!: ... How much do you know about the month of April? Take our test to find out!...(quiz about april,the cruelest month,april fool's day,april birthstone,diamond,funny story about april,stuff about april,the month of april
Radicals Protest Papal Quote About Islamic Violence... ...by torching churches and shouting : ... Radicals Protest Papal Quote About Islamic Violence... ...by torching churches and shouting ...(ironic,peaceful,violence,radical islam,the pope,quote,burning churches,violent muslims
Rap 101 with Professor Hieronymous P. Finch featuring beard-stroking textual analyses of this week's Top 3 rap songs: : ... featuring beard-stroking textual analyses of this week's Top 3 rap songs: ...(funny article about rap,funny lectures,lecture about rap music,shake ya tailfeather,stupid rap lyrics,right thurr,making fun of rap music,stupid rap music
Remedial Patriotism 101 Why Wright is Wrong: With corollary reflections on the sexist machinations of an ungrateful son... 4th of July story about the ever-lovable (if somewhat patriotism-challenged) Pastor Wright of presidential counseling fame...(Pastor Wright,fourth of july,patriotism,reverse racism,hypocritical,patriotic,fireworks,4th of july
Remedial Pheromones 101 These are NOT your grandmother's pheromones: ... Attention, Ladies: Are men attracted to your pheromones? Click to find out more about chemical attraction from this online comedy routine....(Martha McClintock,pheromones,attraction,men women and pheromones,insects,hormones,sweat,attraction
Restaurant Rankings Inside the Virginia Beltway Top 20 restaurants, plus basic info on Northern Virginia restaurants located inside the Beltway: ... ...(Martha McClintock,pheromones,attraction,men women and pheromones,insects,hormones,sweat,attraction
Revenge of the Hardwoods What happens when our trees perfect a Darwinian defense mechanism in response to urban sprawl?: An evolutionary morality tale for today's environmentally challenged lumberjacks... ...(trees,urban sprawl,defense mechanisms,environment,tannins,contractors,developers,plant defense mechanisms
Sardo Lady to Sick Bay Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a talent agent!: ... Webmaster muses nostalgically on his storied past -- especially that bit about the Sardo Lady on whom he apparently had a crush as a child (tee-hee! tee-hee!)...(sardo soap,childhood anecdote,bath,soap,sardo,luxuriating,bathtub,sardo lady
Scaring the Hammerheads another horrifying (or at any rate vaguely disconcerting) campfire story: ... another horrifying (or at any rate vaguely disconcerting) campfire story...(funny campfire stories,campfire humour,campfire humor,humorous campfire stories,scary campfire stories,campfire stories for kids,campfire stories for children,stories about campfires
Seating Roland Burris Inaugural Eve flipflop sacrifices principle in the name of unity: Standup cyber-comic says Congratulations BUT...... Obama fan takes prez to task for caving on Blagovech appointment...(Roland Burris,Blagojevich,Illinois,congressional black caucus,reverse racism,caving in,flipflop,principle
Sermon on the Mound The moral example of the baseball pitching coach: Click, batta batta batta, click batta batta!... ...(pitching coaches,moral example,baseball analogy sermon,baseball analogy,sermon about baseball,funny sermons,baseball sermon,sermon on baseball
Shout! Comedian's Google Rant is a (Primal) Scream!: ... Comedian's Google Rant is a (Primal) Scream!...(primal scream comedy,experiences with primal scream,primal screaming,trues stories about primal scream,hoarseness,funny story about primal scream therapy,comedy about primal scream therapy,op-ed piece about primal scream therapy
Shut Thou Thy Trap A sermon on the moral shortcomings of children: ... A sermon on the moral shortcomings of children...(funny sermon about children,funny sermons,sermon about children,funny stories about children,sins of children,sins of childhood,funny stories about sinning,funny sermons about sin
SHUTTER Clicks with fast-paced action and suspense: ... Movie review of Shutter...(shutter,spirit photos,rachel taylor,joshua jackson,photograph,mount fuji,ghosts,japan
Singin' in the Rain In which a newly psyched: ... In which a newly psyched...(singing in the rain humor,singing in the rain,webmaster humor,webmaster rambles,funny webmasters,webmaster authors,funny webmaster guys,webmaster greetings
Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Webmaster Father O'Really throws down on Online Ingratitude: 'Their foot shall slide in due time -- and if not, I can always smite them on their noddles' Dude-a-ronomy 1:9:4:8:3... ...(singing in the rain humor,singing in the rain,webmaster humor,webmaster rambles,funny webmasters,webmaster authors,funny webmaster guys,webmaster greetings
Sins of the Webmaster Proving once again that God can forgive everything in cyberspace: with the possible exception of pop-up menus, excessive reliance on PDF files, and flash attachments whose massive drain on system resources causes visitor browsers to freeze, necessitating a time-consuming and p... Proving once again that God can forgive everything in cyberspace -- with the possible exception of pop-up menus, excessive reliance on PDF files, and flash atta...(reciprocal linking,spamming,keywords,funny webmaster stories,webmaster humor,webmaster comedy,webmaster anecdotes,webmaster sins
Site Map for Quass.com Site Map for Quass.com: The homepage of author, composer, puzzlemaker, poet, environmentalist, preacher, comedian, photographer, and the 21st-century reincarnation of the great philosopher Socrates himself under the nom de plume of 'Socks' (gasp!)... Brian Quass!... ...(reciprocal linking,spamming,keywords,funny webmaster stories,webmaster humor,webmaster comedy,webmaster anecdotes,webmaster sins
Slanted Screen, Indeed O-T-T negativism in 21st-century documentaries: ... O-T-T negativism in 21st-century documentaries...(Slanted Screen,reverse racism,Asians,charlie chan,stereotypes,Asians in film,Asians in America,Asians in the United States
Spam I Am: Episode 7 Love in a Time of Junkmail: ... Love in a Time of Junkmail...(love in a time of junk mail,funny spam,stupid spam stories,making fun of spam,stupid spam,funny article about spam,op-ed piece about spam,essays about spam
Spam I Am: Episode 8 Einen Kleinen Junkmail: ... Einen Kleinen Junkmail...(foreign language spam,french spam,german spam,spam in other languages,funny stories about spam,making fun of spam,irritating spam,stupid spam
Spam I Am: Episode 9 Yong Woo Wants You -- or, Impersonating British Relatives for Fun and Profit: ... Yong Woo Wants You -- or, Impersonating British Relatives for Fun and Profit...(funny article about spam,funny stories about spam,making fun of spam,chinese bank,spam humor,essay about spam,overseas scams,spam scams
Speaking of Wind The Legend of Anniversary Mountain: ... The Legend of Anniversary Mountain...(funny love story,short love story,mountain,blizzard,fire,wind,skiing,cabin
Stand-Up at the Okay Corral Featuring your favorite rootin- tootin' cyber-cowpoke, Webmaster Q!: ... Featuring your favorite rootin- tootin' cyber-cowpoke, Webmaster Q!...(making fun of NRA,anti-nra article,anti-nra humor,comedy routine about nra,comedy about nra,making fun of nra,making fun of gun nuts,tweaking gun lobby
Stand-Up for America Leave all shoes at the door, along with pointed combs, nail files, and that package cutter that you always have with you just in case you need to suddenly mail a special package: ... Stand-Up for America gig...(making fun of NRA,anti-nra article,anti-nra humor,comedy routine about nra,comedy about nra,making fun of nra,making fun of gun nuts,tweaking gun lobby
Stand-up for Yorktown, Virginia Yorktown native to Brits: All is forgiven: which is saying a lot, since you guys saw fit to burn down Washington, D.C. in 1812 (The idea!)... Stand-up comedy routine by Yorktown native, live from the fictional Harborside Motor Inn...(yorktown, virginia,comedy routine,humour,humor about kindness,funny yorktown,cornwallis,british,surrender
Standing-Up for America on fifth anniversary of 9-11 Just so you know, I'm ashamed that rattlesnakes come from Texas. (Mind you, I'm not too happy about their presence in neighboring New Mexico, neither!): ... Just so you know, I'm ashamed that rattlesnakes come from Texas. (Mind you, I'm not too happy about their presence in neighboring New Mexico, neither!)...(yorktown, virginia,comedy routine,humour,humor about kindness,funny yorktown,cornwallis,british,surrender
Standup for Saturn's Hexagon Out-of-this-world wiseacre runs rings around the comic competition: ... Stand-up routine from Planet Saturn. Out-of-this-world wiseacre runs rings around the comic competition...(Saturn,sixth planet from the sun,the planet saturn,saturn's rings,humor about saturn,funny lecture about saturn,lecture about saturn,funny lectures
Steve Harvey and Me Webmaster Takes the Attorney General's Challenge at 20,000 Feet: 'We have to have the guts to be honest with each other (about race)' -- Eric Holder... ...(Steve Harvey,eric holder,attorney general,race relations,reverse racism,challenge,black,white
Stinging Rebuke for Australian Jellyfish Trial transcript from The People versus Carukia Barnesi: Box Jellyfish found guilty as charged of stinging Australian divers with malice aforethought... ...(carukia barnesi,box jellyfish,australia,jellyfish humor,stinging nettles,irukandji,jellyfish down under,jellyfish stories
Sweet and Sour Republicans at the Peking Gourmet Inn Webmaster tries the Bipartisan Pork with Plum Sauce: ... Webmaster tries the Bipartisan Pork with Plum Sauce...(funny restaurant stories,culmore shopping center,route 7,alexandria, virginia,chinese restaurants,george bush,roast duck,eating at chinese restaurants
Take My Father -- Please! Safety Expert Risks Alienating Daughter: A Different Take on the movie 'Taken', starring Liam Neeson and Maggie Grace... ...(Taken,Liam Neeson,parody,daughter,I will find you,and I will kill you,ex CIA agent,kidnappers
Template Employment Rejection Letters from the Year 2029: The Upcoming Downside to Personal Online Disclosure ... We Are Family...(thoughts about Yoga,hatha yoga,anne hathaway,meditation,anecdote,relaxation,humor,anne hath a way
Thar She Blew! How two unprepossessing pirates conquered the Chesapeake Bay in a mere catboat, with nothing to eat for hours on end except for one small turkey and cheese sandwich each from 7-11, and nothing to drink but a mere 5 or 6 liters of raspberry tea and black-cherry flavored soda water, with nothing to laugh at but one talking parrot, albeit the bird in question had a relatively impressive vocabulary, perhaps consisting of as many as 500 words or more: ... How two unprepossessing pirates conquered the Chesapeake Bay in a mere catboat, with nothing to eat for hours on end except for one small turkey and cheese sand...(Hurricane Isabel,Great Wicomico,sailing,cat boat,sailboat,Chesapeake Bay,virginia sailing,sailing in virginia
Thar She Blowed! When Hurricane Isabel Set Sail for Seaford, Virginia: ... When Hurricane Isabel Set Sail for Seaford, Virginia...(chesapeake bay sailing,sailing chesapeake bay,great wicomico river,wicomico river sailing,reedville virginia sailing,sailing stories virginia,sailing stories chesapeake bay,chesapeake bay sailing
The $2,000 Box Spooky campfire story based on true event!: about Verizon's financial devastating 'gotcha' return policy on air cards... A spooky campfire story about Verizon's 'gotcha' return policy on air cards...(scary story,true horror stories,verizon,return policy,box,consumer horror story,scary consumer story,caveat emptor
The 12 Gigs of Christmas 1 Comic Jamming: 12 crowds-a-laughing... ...(Christmas,standup,santa claus,stockings,comedy routine,2009,holiday,gig
The All-Wacky School of Anger Management How a local imam encouraged Bigot First-Class Nidal Hasan to kill: A somewhat unconventional comedy routine from the Coconut Lounge in beautiful downtown Alexandria, Virginia, USA!... ...(al-awlaki,nidal hasan,radical islam,fort hood,army base,texas,shootings,America
The Bear Whisperer Taming the wild beast (and then getting it to put on a tutu and bring you drinks and stuff): ... Taming the wild beast (and then getting it to put on a tutu and bring you drinks and stuff)...(bear whispering,funny dog whisperers,bear whisperer,funny article about bears,bear stories,whispering to bears,dog whispering humor,dog whispering comedy
The Big Slip-Up Genetics experiment brings Philip Marlowe back to life (or sort of -- you see, there was a mixup in the lab...): A parody of The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler... Botched genetics experiment brings Philip Marlowe-Socrates hybrid to life in spoof of Raymond Chandler's The Big Sleep...(The Big Sleep,Raymond Chandler,Philip Marlowe,Parody,Grauman's Theatre,detective,Chinatown,mystery
The Bonehead Ultimatum This Summer Jason Bonehead Comes Home: ...raids the refrigerator, and leaves again, without consoling his understandably worried family with one word of gratitude or explanation by way of a simple handwritten note deposited conspicuously on the kitchen table, the schmuck!... This Summer Jason Bonehead Comes Home, raids the refrigerator, and leaves again, without consoling his understandably worried family with one word of gratitude ...(the bourne identity,parody of bourne ultimatum,robert ludlum,leonardo dicaprio,bourne ultimatum parody,the bonehead ultimatum,cia spooks,cia robert ludlum
The Cats of the Louvre Lost masterpieces unveiled in new walking tour: The feline as stunt double in 19th-century French painting... ...(paintings,cats,louvre,masterpiece,paris,museum,curator,felines
The Cloverfield Coward Who is he whose grief bears such an emphasis?: Parody of the movie Cloverfield... a Frighteningly funny movie review of actor Michael Stahl-David in Cloverfield...(Michael Stahl-David,oh my god oh my god,review of cloverfield,movie review of cloverfield,brooklyn bridge,monsters,parody of cloverfield,statue of liberty
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet In which the gramatically challenged Romeo FINALLY learns the true meaning of the word 'wherefore': Parody of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare... ...(Romeo and Juliet,parody,wherefore art thou,wherefore means,shakespeare,funny version,Friar Lawrence,Mercutio
The Copenhagen Syndrome Sudden insanity among philosophers traced to anti-Western histrionics at Climate Summit: Socrates falls ill after reading chop-logic diatribes of Third World demagogues... ...(Romeo and Juliet,parody,wherefore art thou,wherefore means,shakespeare,funny version,Friar Lawrence,Mercutio
The Day the Brains Stood Still Clueless government resorts to mass kidnapping to save world from alien menace: Parody of 2008 remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still... ...(The Day the Earth Stood Still,2008,1958,aliens,central park,the army,Klaatu,Los Alamos
The Disturbing Truth about Thanksgiving Bees in Harrisonburg, Virginia Noisy Niece Pacified in Backyard Sting Operation: Thanksgiving 2002 in Harrisonburg, Virginia... Funny article about Thanksgiving and kids...(Harrisonburg, Virginia,funny anecdote,bees,Thanksgiving,niece,kicking ball,children,relatives
The Dog Days of Summer 1998 When Men were Men, Dogs were Dogs, and future webmasters were, for the most part, largely unmotivated lay-abouts in need of a life lesson or two: ... When Men were Men, Dogs were Dogs, and future webmasters were, for the most part, largely unmotivated lay-abouts in need of a life lesson or two...(biker stories,bike story dogs,biking surry, virginia,virginia biking story,dog chasing story,biker chased by dogs,biker dog stories,chased by dogs
The Eyes Have It The preacher has cleverly hidden some important ideas about animals and love in today's message: See how many you can find despite his best efforts to swamp them in a sea of largely off-topic prolixity... ...(cow eyes,emotions of animals,feelings of animals,animal feelings,do animals have emotions,thoughts about vegetarianism,humor about animals,
The Grapes of Wraith A parody of The Haunting in Connecticut: A Connecticut family travels upstate to a gentrified Hartford suburb, where their extreme poverty obliges them to rent the former funeral home of a sadistic 20th-century necromancer... ...(Haunting,Connecticut,Haunting in Connecticut,parody,undertaker,former mortuary,peter cornwell,spoof
The Green, Green Ghosts of Home Eco-friendly spirits blast Mountaintop Mining at West Virginia seance: Senator Byrd spooked en route to EPA protest in Pikeville... ...(mountaintop removal,mining,robert byrd,senator,mines,ghosts,seance,green green ghosts
The Invasion: Take Two After the dismal failure of Operation: Seedpod in the mid-'50s, Jack Finney's aliens are back on Earth to try Plan B: ... The Invasion, a movie review: After the dismal failure of Operation: Seedpod in the mid-'50s, Jack Finney's aliens are back on Earth to try Plan B...(jack finney,invasion of the body snatchers,2007 remake,nicole kidman,carol bennell,mountain dew,jeffrey wright,movie review of the invasion
The Lizards' Lair As-broadcast transcript from the first-ever reality tv show: Aspiring robber barons compete for micro-loans from members of the self-satisfied bourgeosie... Aspiring robber barons compete for micro-loans from members of the self-satisfied bourgeosie in this parody of BBC America's Dragons' Den...(The Dragons' Den,parody,BBC America,Ed Parsons,cable tv inventor,reality tv,spoof,pooh-poohing ideas
The Moral Tortures of the Game of Golf The sand traps of our minds: Humorous essay about the game of golf... ...(the game of golf,the imp of the perverse,choking,edgar allan poe,golfer psychology,freezing up,philosophy,rule change
The New Seaford, Virginia Home Page A Landlubber's guide to the Childhood Crib of Captain : ... A Landlubber's guide to the Childhood Crib of Captain ...(the game of golf,the imp of the perverse,choking,edgar allan poe,golfer psychology,freezing up,philosophy,rule change
The Patience of Webmaster Job Google Gave and Google Hath Taken Away: Blessed be the Name of Google... ...(the game of golf,the imp of the perverse,choking,edgar allan poe,golfer psychology,freezing up,philosophy,rule change
The Power of Halfwits Do-Gooder Daughter Convinces Parents to Downsize : Why the ABC News Feel-Good Piece Makes Me Ill... ...(the game of golf,the imp of the perverse,choking,edgar allan poe,golfer psychology,freezing up,philosophy,rule change
The Q Word 12 online newbies compete for the distinguished title of Webmaster under the hypercritical tutelage of veteran site-publisher Brian Quass: Parody of 'The F Word' with Chef Gordon Ramsay on BBC America... ...(The F Word,Gordon Ramsay,parody,BBC America,the F word's here,bloody hell,tv show,spoof
The Q-Riosity Shop @ Quass.com Gifts designed by Brian Quass: Unique gifts related to the author's humorous stories and essays on Quass.com... ...(fun gifts,original gifts,creative gifts,creative gift giving,unique presents,unique gifts,original gift ideas,special gifts
The Reluctant Millionaire The taxpaying adventures of Webmaster Q: ... The taxpaying adventures of Webmaster Q...(online taxes,paying taxes online,funny story about taxes,taxpayer humor,humorous taxpayer stories,online taxpayer stories,paying taxes online,funny online taxpayers
The Sacred Book of Avatar: Pandoran Holy Text The Gospel According to James Cameron: Ancient Ewya Scroll Found in Greyhound Bus Station in Richmond, Virginia... ...(online taxes,paying taxes online,funny story about taxes,taxpayer humor,humorous taxpayer stories,online taxpayer stories,paying taxes online,funny online taxpayers
The Shade of Maple Trees yet to Come Backhoe Salesman Goes Green after Seeing Eco-Friendly Ghost: on Arbor's Day eve, no less... Backhoe Salesman Goes Green after Seeing Eco-Friendly Ghost...(funny story about trees,maple trees,ebenezer scrooge,ghosts of trees,tree ghosts,ghost story trees,tree ghost story,funny trees
The Shadow over Innsmouth The REAL story, as told by the great great grandson of Zadok Allen: Lovable old coot blows the slimy and barnacle-encrusted lid off of the Royal Order of Dagon and them priests what wear the funky tiaras... The REAL story, as told by the great great grandson of Zadoc Allen: Lovable old coot blows the slimy and barnacle-encrusted lid off of the Royal Order of Dagon ...(HP Lovecraft,The Shadow Over Inssmouth,Gillman House,parody,Zadok Allen,order of dagon,bus to arkham,devil reef
The Sin of Presumption Webmaster Presumes to Lecture us on the Evils of Speculative Certitude: ... Webmaster Presumes to Lecture us on the Evils of Speculative Certitude...(funny sermon,presumption,assuming,ass out of you and me,make an ass,lecture about presumption,funny sermons,presumption sermon
The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6 Before this train reaches the next station, 17 passengers will be furiously demanding a refund: Parody of The Taking of Pelham 123 starring Denzel Washington and John Travolta... ...(the taking of pelham 123,movie parody,denzel washington,john travolta,subway,new york city,2009,thriller
The Tao Te Me The affecting biography of the American Egghead, told in a series of hermaneutic footnotes on the original text of the Tao Te Ching as translated in 1891 by J. Legge, Scottish missionary and sinologist.: ... The affecting biography of the American Egghead, told in a series of hermaneutic footnotes on the original text of the Tao Te Ching as translated in 1891 by J. ...(funny analysis,analysis of the tao,comical analysis,funny tao article,funny tao,funny footnoes,quotes from the tao,quoting the tao
The Telltale Nose by Egghead Allan Poe: it was the snoring of his hideous nose!... Parody of The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe...(The Telltale Heart,parody,Edgar Allan Poe,the vulture eye,dreadfully nervous,constable,suspicion,the old man
The Trade Show Blues A Broken Heart (with a Shattered Piggybank) Speaks Out: ... ...(trade show stories,trade show comedy,funny trade shows,problems with trade shows,trade show experiences,trade show anecdotes,stories about trade shows,trade show humor
The Tragedy of King Queere (pronounced KEE-AIR): by William Hieronymus Albuquerque Shakespeare III... ...(trade show stories,trade show comedy,funny trade shows,problems with trade shows,trade show experiences,trade show anecdotes,stories about trade shows,trade show humor
This is Your Problematic Life Finally, a reminiscing game show for the rest of us what haven't got perfect lives!: In this Episode: Webmaster reunited with long-lost space alien kidnapper of his youth!... ...(This Is Your Life,parody,game show,funny,do you remember,reminiscing,this voice,No, I don't believe it!
This Perhaps Somewhat Unnecessarily Large Old House Starring Karl Marx: Learn the secrets of home repair while undergoing Communist Party indoctrination with a real pro... ...(This Old House,parody,Hugo Chavez,capitalism,communism,socialism,tv parody,tv show parody
Thoroughly Mortified Millie Awww! Embarrassed: Eyewitness report of a seriously embarrassing incident at the corner of Lynn Street and Wilson Boulevard in Rosslyn, Virginia... ...(embarrassment,pedestrian,crossing,funny,mortified,anecdote,angry,woman
Three Cheers for Ebenezer Scrooge Ex-Usurer turns over new leaf as Do-Gooder Party Animal: Cockle-warming parody of a Christmas Carol... Join us tableside as Ebenezer Scrooge celebrates the Dickens out of Christmas -- with special guest stars, Bob Crachit and Tiny Tim, with Ortega Freeman as the ...(Ebenezer Scrooge,funny story,tiny tim,turkey,funny christmas story,charles dickens,parody of christmas story,short christmas stories
Time Travel 101 CLASS 1 of 3: Students will learn the basics of time travel and construct their own actual Time Machine during the semester. Prerequisites: thorough knowledge of string theory, black holes, and quantum physics, along with a demonstrated facility in the tasteful appointment of one or more of the following crafts: boats, ships, planes, or cars (to ensure that one's time travel ship does not unwittingly speak volumes about the aesthetic cluelessness of its geeky human cargo). : ... Time Travel 101: Students will learn the basics of time travel and construct their own actual Time Machine during the semester. Prerequisite: Must be able to de...(Time Travel 101,build a time machine,Michio Kaku,Julian Barbour,time machine,Paul Davies,learn how,physics class
Time Travel 101: It's About Time! CLASS 2 of 3: One of Professor Chumley's students finally manages to go back in time!: ... CLASS 2 of 3: One of Professor Chumley's students finally manages to go back in time!...(funny lecture about time travel,how to build a time machine,time travel classes,class about time travel,lecture about time travel,class about time travel,college lecture about time travel,funny story about time travel
Time Travel 101: The Basics CLASS 3 of 3: Essential Time Travel Terminology: ... CLASS 3 of 3: Essential Time Travel Terminology...(Time Travel humor,Time travel class,terminology,chronology protection,paul davies,NOVA online,stephen hawking,time travel machine
To Tell the Truth Will the real Webmaster please stand up?: Parody of '50s game show... ...(To Tell the Truth,game shows,parody,50s game show,Kitty Carlyle,Orson Bean,would the real,please stand up
Top 10 Horror Movies Top 10 American Horror Movies as Ranked by Veteran Goosebump Victim Brian Quass of Quass.com: Dream Team of Nightmarish Flicks from the past 40 years... ...(Horror Movies,best,top 10,night of the living dead,phantasm,carnival of souls,halloween,nightmare on elm street
Topical Cul-de-Sac at the Ricochet Lounge Comedian temporarily loses moral compass en route to Laughville: ... Comedian temporarily loses moral compass en route to Laughville...(funny standup routine,scantily clad waitress,funny lounge act,parody of lounge act,lounge act parody,embarrassed comedians,embarrassed standup,standup comedy
Trashing Wall-E The new head of the Disney Corporation takes Spielberg to task for his latest 'kids' film: ... An off the Wall(-E) movie review of Spielberg's latest...(Wall-E,stephen spielberg,roach,children's movie,disney,pixar,post-nuclear,depressing
Turbulent Tacos at 20,000 Feet This is your Captain joking: Please place your hands in the full upright position and clap for the following in-flight comedy routine... ...(airline humour,airline humor,airplanes,comedy,stand-up,planes,aviation humor,airport comedy
Unconventional Convention Eggheads, reserve your spot today!: ... Eggheads, reserve your spot today!...(funny conventions,funny convention stories,convention humor,convention stories,fun convention stories,convention funny,convention hotel humor,funny convention stories
Waiter, there's a bon mot in my soup Not so loud -- everyone will want one!: ... Not so loud -- everyone will want one!...(funny conventions,funny convention stories,convention humor,convention stories,fun convention stories,convention funny,convention hotel humor,funny convention stories
Wassup, Monkeys Eyebrow?! Live from the Cactus Club on I-473 in Ballard County, Kentucky....: ... Live from the Cactus Club on I-473 in Ballard County, Kentucky.......(monkey's eyebrow humor,funny monkey's eyebrow,monkey's eyebrow, kentucky,funny names monkey's eyebrow,town names monkey's eyebrow,comedy about monkey's eyebrow,town called monkey's eyebrow,where is monkey's eyebrow
Waxing Poetic with William Butler Egghead Live from the Vales of Arcady in ancient Greece: It's Very Profound Poetry Indeed, with Professor William Butler Egghead III ... Live from the Vales of Arcady in ancient Greece, it's Very Profound Poetry Indeed, with Professor William Butler Egghead III ...(funny poems,poem parodies,funny poetry,humorous poetry,humorous poems,parodies of poems,poem parodies,comical poems
We Called Her Mother Mac Egghead webmaster finally levels with us about his true actual real life! (...or does he, now??? Hmm....): ... Egghead webmaster finally levels with us about his true actual real life! (...or does he, now??? Hmm....)...(funny autobiographies,humorous biographies,funny life stories,comedies about life,made-up autobiographies,fake autobiographies,parody of self-disclosure,parody of tell-all
We Regret to Inform You... Employment Rejection Letters from the Year 2029: My seriocomic take on Delete by Viktor Mayer-Schonberger... My seriocomic take on Delete by Viktor Mayer-Schonberger -- Forget everything you ever knew about forgetting...(viktor mayer-schonberger,the virtues of forgetting in the digital age,Andrew Feldmar,forgetting,digital age,web 2.0,the social web,incriminating photographs
Webmaster On Strike! And he means it: HUMPH!: ... And he means it: HUMPH!...(viktor mayer-schonberger,the virtues of forgetting in the digital age,Andrew Feldmar,forgetting,digital age,web 2.0,the social web,incriminating photographs
What a Good Boy Am I! Little Jack Horner: ... Little Jack Horner...(funny story about taxes,paying taxes,taxpayer humour,comedy about paying taxes,funny article about paying taxes,funny story about paying taxes,taxpayer humor,funny taxpayer stories
What God Expects of YOU! Transcript of Angel Gabriel's 2007 Seminar at the Holiday Inn Newark Airport: ... ...(funny seminars,funny church humor,funny angels,angel lectures,how to get into heaven,entrance requirements for heaven,newark airport seminar,religious humor
What's It All About, Alfie? Just read this site intro to find out: Live from the 11th floor of the Quass.com headquarter building on Chestnut Street just across from the new IHOP, it's Brian Quass of the Quass.com comedy empire!... ...(introduction,site information,quass.com,what is this?,funny articles,daily updates,brian quass,funny pictures, music
What's the Big Idea Save time, money, and the planet: with these new ideas from Quass.com... ...(ideas,environmental,energy saving,big ideas,what's the big idea,green,ecofriendly,suggestions
When the Bell Rings, Come Out Writing The 5th Annual World Wide Word Wrestling competition from the Orlando Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada: ... Welcome to the Orlando Arena here in Las Vegas, Nevada, for the fifth annual World Wide Word Wrestling Championships, featuring some of the most vitriolic poiso...(kickboxing parody,wrestling parody,making fun of wrestling,literary battles,literary wrestling,kickboxing humor,parody of wrestling,making fun of wwf
Where is the Trophy? Striking similes, Batman, it's a sermon about bowling!: ... Striking similes, Batman, it's a sermon about bowling!...(bowling,Harrisonburg, Virginia,funny,trophy,niece,learning to bowl,reward,child
Who Do You Think You Were, Anyway? Stand-up routine on reincarnation, by a comic who was even funnier in his last life: ... Stand-up routine on reincarnation, by a comic who was even funnier in his last life...(reincarnation,reincarnation stories,reincarnation humor,funny articles about reincarnation,lecture on reincarnation,previous lives,previous lives humor,funny reincarnation
Who Wants to Be an Intelligent Life Form? Neil Headstrong discovers life on Mars... but is it intelligent life?: Find out today as we play, Who Wants to be an Intelligent Life Form?!... ...(who wants to be,a millioanire,spoof,aliens,intelligent life,mars,martian,who wants to be
Who Wants to Bother a Millionaire? A Christmas Carol for Modern Times: Concerning the valiant but ultimately futile attempt of a triad of old school ghosts to send business magnate Donald Grump on a Christmas Eve guilt trip... ...(Christmas Carol,parody,spoof,Charles Dickens,Ghost of Christmas,Yet to Come,Ghost of Christmas Present,Ghost of Christmas Past
Why-We-See-Red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue....): ... A wise old kitty cat tells us why we see the color red. (Hint: It has something to do with what the sagacious feline refers to as our cellular thin stripes). Ni...(cellular thin stripes,Verena Dasser,the color red,macaques,University of Texas,peaking,primary color,brain
Wicked Pork Chops Comic reflections about Julia Stiles in the movie 'Wicked': Plus, a moving tribute to the humble pork chop... ...(Wicked,Julia Stiles,smoldering performance,Vulgar,murder,2003 movie,review,funny
Wind Power Made Easy Solving the aesthetic and financial problems of wind turbines: ... Solving the aesthetic and financial problems of wind turbines...(wind power,turbines,ideas,birds,aesthetics,solutions,using wind power,problems with wind energy
Woe is Me, Too, Gang Webmaster dons sackcloth with view toward increasing site popularity: ... Webmaster dons sackcloth with view toward increasing site popularity...(self-pity,self-pitying webmasters,online diaries,funny articles about self-pity,self-absorbed webmasters,morbid online,self-revelation online,online diaries
Yankee Doodle III Does Albert Hall Yankee Doodle went to London just to tell some groaners: American Webmaster Brian Quass is that Yankee Doodle boy... ...(Yankee Doodle,albert hall,american in london,american humour,american in england,anglophile humour,yanks and brits,britain usa humour
Yankee Doodle's Favorite Britishisms A Yank's Favo(u)rite Britishisms from A to Zed: featuring the living descendant of the original Yankee Doodle... ...(britishisms,yankee doodle,british slang,american english,british,britishism,albert hall,yankee doodle dandy
Yes about Iraq, but... A parable about the World's Response to Post-Invasion Violence in Iraq: from the Most Irreverent Father Patrick O'Really, Our Lady of the Disgruntled Secularist... ...(iraq,invasion,morrissey,greenday,bush,post-invasion,children,killing
You Better Run! Talkin' 'bout a revolution, yo!: Yes, you, there, with the shamefully expensive guitar!... You better read, read, read this parody of Tracy Chapman 'cause I'm talkin' 'bout a revolution now!...(you better run,tracy chapman,talkin bout a revolution,talking about a revolution,talkin about a revolution,you better run parody,austin city limits tracy chapman,austin city limits
You Don't Say? On excessive verbal minimalism in modern screenplay dialogue: Husband on phone: ... Humorous essay about the overuse of mute interlocutors in the dialogue of modern tv dramas...(you don't say,one-sided conversations,silent characters,goes without saying,funny,criticism,modern screenplays,verbal minimalism
You Lie! State of the URL Address: by Webmaster Brian Quass of Quass.com... ...(you don't say,one-sided conversations,silent characters,goes without saying,funny,criticism,modern screenplays,verbal minimalism
Zee Last Restaurant Standing Chef Raymond Le Bland puts the accent on food quality in, how you zay, his new TV show?: Parody of Last Restaurant Standing on BBC America... ...(The Last Restaurant Standing,parody,tv show,Raymond Blanc,BBC America,chefs,England,restaurant
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