New stories every weekday from an actual North American egghead. http://www.quass.com/index.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:57:31 GMT Quass.com With corollary reflections on the sexist machinations of an ungrateful son http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=266 2008-07-02 Proving once again that God can forgive everything in cyberspace -- with the possible exception of pop-up menus, excessive reliance on PDF files, and flash attachments whose massive drain on system resources causes visitor browsers to freeze, necessitating a time-consuming and potentially data-compromising reboot http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=265 2008-06-26 Proving that this is one webmaster that will not go gently into any supposititious "good night," thank you very much. (Humph!) http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=264 2008-06-25 Hamlet for Modern (perhaps even for postmodern) Times http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=263 2008-06-18 Astronaut Neil Headstrong Discovers Intelligent Life on Mars http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=262 2008-06-11 Suspense flick "The Strangers" makes a compelling case for moving to the city http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=261 2008-06-04 Researchers fall for another anti-tripping program at the CDC http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=260 2008-05-28 Tennessee Williams meets George A. Romero in a Louisiana swamp http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=259 2008-05-21 When Men were Men, Dogs were Dogs, and future webmasters were, for the most part, largely unmotivated lay-abouts in need of a life lesson or two http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=258 2008-05-14 Vote for your favorite candidate in the 2008 U.S. presidential race http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=257 0000-00-00 A Stand-Up Comedy Routine about the science of neurochemical attraction (Warning: These are NOT your grandmother's pheromones) http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=254 2008-05-07 If you're living in his glass house, don't throw parties! http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=253 2008-05-01 Britishism hangman, guess the Britishism http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=252 0000-00-00 Learn the shocking truth about 'The People of the Corn Husk', coming up next on BORNEO TO BE WILD! http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=251 2008-04-24 Weekly Journal in French from a real live American Egghead! Journal en francais d'un vrai grosse-tete des etats-unis ! http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=248 0000-00-00 Just so you know, I'm ashamed that rattlesnakes come from Texas. (Mind you, I'm not too happy about their presence in neighboring New Mexico, neither!) http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=247 0000-00-00 Brian just wants you to know that he's ashamed that rattlesnakes come from Texas. (Mind you, he's not so crazy about the rattlesnakes that live in neighboring New Mexico, neither!) http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=245 0000-00-00 Leave all shoes at the door, along with pointed combs, nail files, and that package cutter that you always have with you just in case you need to suddenly mail a special package http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=244 0000-00-00 ...by torching churches and shouting "death to America" (VIOLENT? US????) http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=243 0000-00-00 Look who's coming to a fund-raising dinner! http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=241 2008-04-18 Captain Jaypeg presents photographs of every business in Chincoteague, Virginia -- get listed here, maties, or prepare to walk the economic plank! http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=240 0000-00-00 Britishism Links http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=239 0000-00-00 Pardon me, boy, is that the Post-Socratic choo-choo? http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=237 2008-04-14 http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=236 0000-00-00 Yankee Doodle's Dandy Gift Shop of British Bits and Bobs http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=234 0000-00-00 Top 100 Britishism at Yankee Doodle's Dandy Dictionary of British Slang http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=233 0000-00-00 Greetings from Wild Bill Hickowl http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=232 0000-00-00 Elf Owl Links http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=231 0000-00-00 Whiskered Screech Owl Links http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=230 0000-00-00 Western Screech Owl Links http://www.quass.com/article.html?ID=229 0000-00-00