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<title>Harper Valley PTA vs Mrs. Johnson</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>Old battle lines redrawn online in the culture war: as Supreme Court finally takes up the 1968 case </description>
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<title>Let's Play Jeoparody!</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>but this time let's play it in such a way as to lodge a subtle protest against the misdeeds of corporate America: Categorically controversial variation on a game show theme </description>
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<title>Little Antelope Diary</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>The Herbivore Network's answer to BBC's Big Cat Diary, live from the Messy Mary Game Reserve on the Serengeti Plains: </description>
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<title>2012 1/2</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>We were warned!: But we wouldn't listen to the critics, would we? We just had to go and see this tedious catastrophe flick, didn't we? Oh, yes, of course! </description>
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<title>Hunter Thompson, eat your heart out!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>Standup comedian gives fear and loathing the heave-ho in Sin City: Webmaster's Fans flock to the Flamingo to see Fledgling Comic Take Flight </description>
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<title>The Lizards' Lair</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>As-broadcast transcript from the first-ever reality tv show: Aspiring robber barons compete for micro-loans from members of the self-satisfied bourgeosie </description>
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<title>The Power of Halfwits</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>Do-Gooder Daughter Convinces Parents to Downsize : Why the ABC News Feel-Good Piece Makes Me Ill </description>
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<title>We Regret to Inform You...</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>Employment Rejection Letters from the Year 2029: My seriocomic take on Delete by Viktor Mayer-Schonberger </description>
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<title>The All-Wacky School of Anger Management</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>How a local imam encouraged Bigot First-Class Nidal Hasan to kill: A somewhat unconventional comedy routine from the Coconut Lounge in beautiful downtown Alexandria, Virginia, USA! </description>
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<title>Why We Should Open HOV Lanes to Bicycles</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
<description>My proposal for responding to the Gulf oil spill disaster: An Open Letter to Northern Virginia transportation authorities, policy makers, and concerned commuters </description>
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