Welcome to Ye Olde Owle Shoppe. I'm your host, Great Gray Owl Dorian Gray, with a wide and growing selection of unique gift ideas (owl-related and otherwise) from the fine folks at
Quass.com (read "author Brian Quass of Alexandria, Virginia, USA," all right?).
To navigate the store, simply 1) scroll up and down,
2) click the up-and-down arrows,
or 3) locate specific gifts directly using the dropdown menus located under those (ahem!) perhaps somewhat handsome little photographs of yours truly, shall we say? (ahem! ahem!)
Oh, and while you're shopping, check out the ever-changing collection of goofy photographs that we're adding to the store, thereby giving you lot a reason to visit even when you're flat broke -- which we hope is not the case today, by the way, because make no mistake, folks: your purchases here at Ye Olde Owle Shoppe are what spark, spawn and otherwise sow the seriocomic seeds of the wit and wisdom of one Brian Quass, the whatchamacallit webmaster and author of this here Quass.com site, don't ya know?
Bookmark this page and check back often, folks, because this is no fly-by-night outfit I'm running here, notwithstanding my admittedly nocturnal preferences when it comes to finding dindin.
Dorian Gray
Houston, we have a sale!
Frosty the Snowman here, saying I buy all my corn cob pipes and button noses at the Q-riosity Shop gift shop at Quass.com (yep, that's this very page, folks!)
When will that wonderful gift arrive?!!
Shell we shop?
Why, what WONDERFUL gift ideas! Simply charming!
Why, what WONDERFUL gift ideas! Simply charming!
Yes! You're actually shopping at my online store! Whee-ha!
When will that wonderful gift arrive?!!
Owl Always Love You Burrowing Owl Greeting Card Greeting Cards (Pack of 10)
Greet your loved ones with a heartfelt message from Athene cunicularia, the Burrowing Owl (also known, appropriately enough, as "the Howdy Owl")
Available as
Apron,
Bib,
Bumper Sticker,
Greeting Cards (Pack of 10),
Greeting Cards (Pack of 10),
Magnet 10-pack,
Mousepad,
Mousepad,
Mousepad,
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Thanks to your purchase today, Webmaster and author Brian Quass can buy more pet jellyfish for his swimming pool!
Green is the color of my true love's environment. Speaking of which, check out the
carbon cap that I'm going to buy her for her birthday!
Thanks for shopping, daddy-o! I mean, you cats are wild!
Three-Toed Sloth Framed Panel Print
Sloth may be a sin, but this three-toed sloth makes laziness look heavenly -- and what's more, this picture of Bradypus variegatus just may help the kids get to sleep, too.
Available as
Framed Panel Print,
Kids Baseball Jersey,
Large Wall Clock,
Mini Poster Print,
Modern Wall Clock,
Mousepad,
Throw Pillow,
Tote Bag,
Value T-shirt,
Wall Clock,
Click to read gift-related article
Frosty the Snowman here, saying I buy all my corn cob pipes and button noses at the Q-riosity Shop gift shop at Quass.com (yep, that's this very page, folks!)
When will that wonderful gift arrive?!!
Sparkler! Sparkler! Large Framed Print
Post this poem and watch the suits in Trenton squirm: 'Sparkler, Sparkler, burning bright, in New Jersey late at night, who's the bureaucratic lout who would try to put you out?'
Available as
Framed Panel Print,
Large Framed Print,
Mini Poster Print,
Mousepad,
Sigg Water Bottle,
Wall Clock,
Click to read gift-related article
God still doesn't play dice -- even if a certain online store at Quass.com is selling a
greeting card that shows the Old Fellow doing precisely that!
When will that wonderful gift arrive?!!
You've Got Taxes! Mousepad
You can run from the IRS, but you can't hide. Still, you can at least shame them into chilling out a tad by poking gentle but firm fun at them with an economically cathartic mousepad. (Can, too!)
Available as
Fitted T-Shirt,
Mousepad,
Ringer T,
Sigg Water Bottle,
Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk),
Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk),
Sticker (Rectangle),
Throw Pillow,
Tote Bag,
Value T-shirt,
Wall Clock,
Click to read gift-related article
Ahh! You'll feel so good after supporting Quass.com with a purchase from our gift shop!
Today's homework, class, is to buy at least one super cool gift at Ye Olde Owle Shoppe on Quass.com -- it's for show-and-tell, you understand.
Misty of Chincoteague Mousepad
Navigate back to Virginia's favorite island for vacationers with a mouse pad featuring Misty of Chincoteague, the pony made famous in the story of the same name by Marguerite Henry
Available as
2.25 inch Button,
Apron,
Baseball Jersey,
Calendar Print,
Framed Panel Print,
Framed Tile,
Golf Shirt,
Hooded Sweatshirt,
Journal,
Jr. Hoodie,
Keepsake Box,
Kids Baseball Jersey,
Kids Hoodie,
Kids Sweatshirt,
Large Framed Print,
Light T-Shirt,
Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Magnet,
Men's Sleeveless Tee,
Messenger Bag,
Mousepad,
Ringer T,
Throw Pillow,
Tile Coaster,
Tote Bag,
Value T-shirt,
Wall Clock,
White T-Shirt,
Women's Light T-Shirt,
Women's Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Zip Hoodie,
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Psst! Wolfgang Kluck highly recommends the Barred Owl
Chef's Apron!
Got Fruit? Mousepad
Mouse over this colorful reminder of our honeybee friends and the vital role that they play in pollinating all of our favorite fruits and vegetables! (Thanks again, bees! Keep up the good work!)
Available as
Bumper Sticker,
Calendar Print,
Large Mug,
Mousepad,
Mug,
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper),
Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk),
Throw Pillow,
Wall Clock,
Click to read gift-related article
When will that wonderful gift arrive?!!
Time for gun collectors to change hobbies 2.25 inch Magnet (10 pack)
Do you have 10 friends with brains? Give them each a button from this magnetic 10-pack so that they can protest the selfishness of gun nuts who value collecting UZIs over saving human lives.
Available as
2.25 inch Button,
2.25 inch Button,
2.25 inch Button (10 pack),
2.25 inch Button (10 pack),
2.25 inch Button (100 pack),
2.25 inch Button (100 pack),
2.25 inch Magnet (10 pack),
2.25 inch Magnet (10 pack),
2.25 inch Magnet (100 pack),
2.25 inch Magnet (100 pack),
3 inch Lapel Sticker (48 pack),
3 inch Lapel Sticker (48 pack),
3.5 inch Button,
3.5 inch Button,
3.5 inch Button (10 pack),
3.5 inch Button (10 pack),
3.5 inch Button (100 pack),
3.5 inch Button (100 pack),
Apron,
Bumper Sticker,
Calendar Print,
Calendar Print,
Ceramic Travel Mug,
Ceramic Travel Mug,
Fitted T-Shirt,
Framed Panel Print,
Framed Tile,
Golf Shirt,
Green T-Shirt,
Hooded Sweatshirt,
Jr. Hoodie,
Jr. Jersey T-Shirt,
Jr. Raglan,
Jr. Ringer T-Shirt,
Keepsake Box,
Kids Baseball Jersey,
Kids Hoodie,
Kids Sweatshirt,
Large Framed Print,
Large Framed Print,
Large Mug,
License Plate Frame,
Light T-Shirt,
Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Magnet,
Maternity T-Shirt,
Men's Sleeveless Tee,
Messenger Bag,
Messenger Bag,
Mini Button,
Mini Button (10 pack),
Mini Button (100 pack),
Mini Poster Print,
Modern Wall Clock,
Modern Wall Clock,
Mousepad,
Mousepad,
Mug,
Note Cards (Pk of 10),
Note Cards (Pk of 10),
Note Cards (Pk of 20),
Note Cards (Pk of 20),
Organic Kids Tee,
Organic Men's Fitted,
Organic Men's Tee,
Ornament (Round),
Postcards (Package of 8),
Postcards (Package of 8),
Rectangle Magnet,
Rectangle Magnet,
Rectangle Magnet (10 pack),
Rectangle Magnet (10 pack),
Rectangle Magnet (100 pack),
Rectangle Magnet (100 pack),
Ringer T,
Small Framed Print,
Small Poster,
Small Poster,
Stein,
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper),
Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk),
Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk),
Sticker (Rectangle),
Sweatshirt,
Throw Pillow,
Tile Coaster,
Tote Bag,
Tote Bag,
Value T-shirt,
Wall Clock,
Women's Light T-Shirt,
Women's Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-S,
Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt,
Women's Raglan Hoodie,
Women's T-Shirt,
Women's Tank Top,
Women's Tracksuit,
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt,
Yard Sign,
Yellow T-Shirt,
Zip Hoodie,
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I brake for honeybees Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk)
Stung by your friend's indifference to the plight of honeybees? Make your point with this 50-count pack of pro-bee bumper stickers.
Available as
Bumper Sticker,
Calendar Print,
Large Mug,
Mousepad,
Mug,
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper),
Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk),
Throw Pillow,
Wall Clock,
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The weather got you down? Cheer yourself up by purchasing a cool unique gift from this gift shop!
My Friend went back in time Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Attention Time Travelers: Buy this souvenir jr. ringer t-shirt for your friends who weren't lucky enough to go with you: 'My friend went back in time and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!'
Available as
Fitted T-Shirt,
Fitted T-Shirt,
Fitted T-Shirt,
Infant/Toddler T-Shirt,
Jr. Jersey T-Shirt,
Jr. Jersey T-Shirt,
Jr. Jersey T-Shirt,
Jr. Ringer T-Shirt,
Jr. Ringer T-Shirt,
Jr. Ringer T-Shirt,
Kids Light T-Shirt,
Light T-Shirt,
Light T-Shirt,
Light T-Shirt,
Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Maternity T-Shirt,
Maternity T-Shirt,
Maternity T-Shirt,
Men's Sleeveless Tee,
Men's Sleeveless Tee,
Men's Sleeveless Tee,
Organic Men's Fitted,
Organic Men's Fitted,
Organic Men's Fitted,
Ringer T,
Ringer T,
Ringer T,
Value T-shirt,
Value T-shirt,
Value T-shirt,
White T-Shirt,
White T-Shirt,
White T-Shirt,
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Light T-Shirt,
Women's Light T-Shirt,
Women's Light T-Shirt,
Women's Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Long-Sleeve T-Shirt,
Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-S,
Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-S,
Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-S,
Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt,
Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt,
Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt,
Women's T-Shirt,
Women's T-Shirt,
Women's T-Shirt,
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt,
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt,
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt,
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Thanks to your purchase today, Webmaster and author Brian Quass can buy more pet jellyfish for his swimming pool!
Free Carukia Barnesi 3.5 inch Button
No justice, no end to this indignant marketing campaign! Buy this 3.5-inch Free Carukia button and tell the world that an innocent Box Jellyfish has been framed down-under by marine biologists.
Available as
2.25 inch Button,
2.25 inch Button (10 pack),
2.25 inch Button (100 pack),
2.25 inch Magnet (10 pack),
2.25 inch Magnet (100 pack),
3 inch Lapel Sticker (48 pack),
3.5 inch Button,
3.5 inch Button (10 pack),
3.5 inch Button (100 pack),
Apron,
Banner,
Baseball Jersey,
Bib,
Black Cap,
Boxer Shorts,
Calendar Print,
Calendar Print,
Cap,
Ceramic Travel Mug,
Denim Shirt,
Fitted T-Shirt,
Framed Panel Print,
Framed Panel Print,
Framed Tile,
Framed Tile,
Golf Shirt,
Green T-Shirt,
Greeting Card,
Greeting Cards (Pack of 10),
Greeting Cards (Pack of 20),
Hooded Sweatshirt,
Infant Bodysuit,
Infant/Toddler T-Shirt,
Jr. Hoodie,
Keepsake Box,
Keepsake Box,
Large Mug,
Large Pet Bowl ,
Mousepad,
Mousepad,
Mug,
Note Cards (Pk of 10),
Sigg Water Bottle,
Small Pet Bowl,
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper),
Sticker (Bumper),
Throw Pillow,
Tote Bag,
Wall Clock,
Women's Raglan Hoodie,
Women's Tracksuit,
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This gifts are just 'plane' fun, man!
Riley Beagle here would like to thank you for shopping at the Q-riosity Shop at Quass.com, isn't that right, boy!
I brake for webmasters Sticker (Bumper 50 pk)
Buy this 50-count pack of pro-webmaster bumper stickers as thank-you gifts for those lovable nerds in your I.T. department. (Aww! Nice nerds, good nerds -- HELPFUL nerds!)
Available as
3.5 inch Button,
3.5 inch Button (10 pack),
Calendar Print,
Dog T-Shirt,
Golf Shirt,
Jr. Hoodie,
Large Mug,
Messenger Bag,
Mousepad,
Mug,
Small Framed Print,
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper),
Sticker (Bumper),
Throw Pillow,
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ECHO I Love PHP Sticker (Bumper 50 pk)
Take your programming passion on the road with this eye-catching bumper sticker. (Wait till your fellow nerds start tailgating as per normal: They'll be so jealous when they see this baby!)
Available as
3.5 inch Button,
3.5 inch Button (10 pack),
Calendar Print,
Dog T-Shirt,
Golf Shirt,
Jr. Hoodie,
Large Mug,
Messenger Bag,
Mousepad,
Mug,
Small Framed Print,
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 10 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper 50 pk),
Sticker (Bumper),
Sticker (Bumper),
Throw Pillow,
Click to read gift-related article
May I recommend a birthday or a Christmas gift for madame or monsieur?
God still doesn't play dice -- even if a certain online store at Quass.com is selling a
greeting card that shows the Old Fellow doing precisely that!
Having a bad day? Cheer yourself up with the purchase of a unique gift from Ye Olde Owle Shoppe of Dorian Gray!
Shell we shop?
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