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Finally, a dice game for the REST of us, what couldn't get our minds around Yahtzee!

Odd or Even?

An exciting game of strategy and chance (well, of chance, anyway)

From the folks who brought you 'Deal or No Deal'!






Announcer
Announcer for Odd or Even game show, parody of Deal or No Deal Time to play...


Audience
Audience, Odd or Even game show
ODD...OR...EVEN!


Yes, it's Odd or Even, the exciting (if somewhat simplistic) game of chance from the folks that brought you 'Deal or No Deal'. Stay tuned as our contestants try to outsmart the Goddess Fortuna by correctly guessing whether our standard pair of gaming dice will come up

ODD...OR...EVEN!


And now here's the host of our show, Wee Willy Winky!


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Thank you, Don Pardo, thank you friends. Welcome to Odd or Even. You know the rules by now: My lovely assistant, Vanna, will roll these two dice here, thus producing a number anywhere from 2 to 12. Before she does so, however, we will ask a contestant whether the number rolled is going to be odd or even. If their prediction is right, they'll win $100 in the first round -- but they'll also have the option to double that money by correctly predicting the odd-or-even outcome of an optional second dice throw. If they choose to proceed and they get it right, they'll then win $1,000, with an option to try for $10,000 and so forth. If at any time they make a wrong prediction, however, their total returns to zero and their turn ends.

We'll meet our contestants in a moment, but first let's start the game. Don, you won the coin flip in the green room, so I will ask you first. You see Vanna over there, Don?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Yes, I certainly do, Willy.


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Yes, you do, don't you? Down boy, down!


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even What --


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Now, Vanna is about to roll the dice -- what do you reckon: will the number that she rolls be odd or even?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even I've got a feeling that it will be odd, Willy, but...


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal But? No 'buts' about it, Don: We need an answer.


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Okay, I'll go with odd.


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Are you sure?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Well, I --


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal You do realize that there's a very good statistical chance that the number rolled will be even, not odd?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Yes, well, I figure it's 50/50, isn't it?


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Nice try, Don, but you'll get no help from me -- nor from the studio audience if they know what's good for them. Ha ha!


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Well, I still think her dice roll will come up with an odd number.


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Okay, it's your choice....

Pause



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Don here is boldly ruling out a whole slew of numbers, including 2, 4, 6, 8, and so forth. Is he being hasty, audience? What do you think, people: Odd or Even?

Roughly 50% of Crowd shouting "Odd" while the remainder shout "Even"



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Oh, dear, Don: Not much help there: There seems to be a 50/50 breakdown in our audience between those predicting an odd number and those predicting an even one.


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even I still say odd.

Pause



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal The man is resolute, Vanna: Go ahead and throw those dice and let's see if he'll regret it...

Vanna rolls a 7




Audience cheering



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Yes! You did it, Don!

Applause



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Congratulations.


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Thank you.


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Tell me, how did you know that the dice throw was going to come up odd?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Well --


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Was it just a guess?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even I'm afraid so, Willy.


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Well, I don't know how you did it, but you've now got a fresh $100 bill for your efforts...

Applause


which...

Audience hooting


which, Don, you could change into $1,000 if you keep going and successfully guess the outcome of another throw by Vanna.

Crowd shouting "Go on! Go on!"



Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even I'll go on, Willy.

Applause


Okay, then: Vanna's ready to throw the dice once again on your behalf -- but first, I have to ask you that $64 question...

Dramatic pause


will her dice throw come up odd or even?

Audience variously chanting "Odd!" and "Even!"


No help from the audience, please: Don has to make up his own mind.


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even I think it will be even this time, Willy.


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Even, eh? What do you think, audience?

Audience shouting "No!" "Yes!" "Odd!" "Even!" etc.



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Once again, the audience is split on this one. But tell me, what makes you think that the dice will be even this time?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Well, they were odd last time, so I figure they'll be even this time.

Pause as Willy rolls his eyes



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Don here has apparently never taken a probability class, right, audience?

Audience laughing



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal But then...

Audience tittering



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal neither did a lot of people who won big at lotto, right, Vanna?

Cheering



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal You sure, Don?


Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even Definitely even!


Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Hmm, well, I would have said odd again, myself, but... let's see: Vanna, if you please, ma'am!

Vanna rolls a 4




Audience cheers



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal Well, that shows you what I know, huh, Don? Congratulations, you're now up to $1,000. What do you reckon: Do you want to keep that amount or try for $10,000 with another roll of the dice by our lovely Vanna here?

Audience variously: "Keep going!" "Stop!" "Go!"



Don
Don, contestant in game show, Odd or Even I think I'll stop.

Audience applauding



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal That's probably a good decision, Don: You've now earned $1,000 for keeps. When we come back, we'll get to know you (just a tiny bit, of course: who are you, after all, Don, in the grand scheme of things? You're nobody, really, fame-wise, I mean. Nothing personal, of course, I'm just saying...) and then your opponent Nancy will have her turn at guessing whether the dice Vanna throws are going to come up how, Audience?....


Audience
Audience, Odd or Even game show
ODD...OR...EVEN!



Winky
Winky, host of Odd or Even, parody of Deal or No Deal We'll be right back.

Cue Theme Song, fade to commercial


Despite its promising format (which, as one critic duly notes, 'evoked the competitive machinations of a white-hot game of tic-tac-toe'), 'Odd Or Even' was not only canceled in 2009 by CBS due to poor ratings, but was, in fact, the first network game show in history to be canceled before it even returned from its first commercial break. (What are the odds?!)




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