The surprisingly delightful musings of a humble Virginian whose satiric paeons to a plausible utopia implicitly shame the cynical zeitgeist of our times, causing it to cry, as 'twere, 'Damn, what was I thinking?' or words to that effect.



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Welcome aboard the Musical Enterprise of Quasar Nibs, Captain of the Yamaha Keyboard!

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