the erudite eclectic effusions of

BrianBallardQuass

radio star, Web author, robot programmer, philosopher, tree hugger, astrological divine, ironically self-effacing contrarian, and tickler of diverse and sundry musical ivories -- and withal so handsome that it would do your heart good just to look at him, girlfriend, I am telling you! (Limited time offer, folks: Be sure to get an eyeful before Ol' Father Time plays nicknack on the paddywack of his yet-cherubic visage!)