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Danny Boy, pick up line one. That's Danny Boy: please pick up line one.

Isn't it bad enough that Google is now spying on us law-abiding citizens from above 24/7? (Then again, maybe someday we'll all have drones that we ourselves can send out to order pizza and so forth.)

...from comedy routine Dem Drones, Dem Drones, Dem Sky Drones

I laid down this groove in honor of the 2008 election of America's first African-American president, insisting however that nobody make a fuss about it, and to do him credit, Obama has so far followed my request to the letter. [Sigh]

...from comedy routine Presidential Election 2012

Go, Frosty! Go, Frosty! Go, Frosty!

...from comedy routine Frosty the Snowbot

I played Prince Calaf in Turandot back in 1983 at the Oak Tree Playhouse in Tidyvale Township, New Jersey. Here you can see me stubbornly wooing the alas somewhat unpredictable Lady T.

Picture this: Instead of an unsightly and controversial wall between Mexico and the United States, we expand the Rio Grande and the Colorado rivers to run between Brownsville, Texas, and San Diego, California, thereby bringing border towns to life.

...from comedy routine I Ain't Gonna Study Wall No More

Here's a little ditty that I composed several years ago during my so-called blue period. If you listen closely, you can actually hear the existential angst in the strident iterations of the manic-depressive flute. (Can too!)

Help our friends the bees by purchasing a pro-bee mouse pad from this comedy site in conjunction with the Little Shop of Har Hars, featuring original unBEElievable gifts by comedy keyboardist Brian Quass of Bryce Mountain, Virginia, USA.

...from comedy routine We are the Bees

Honeybee Aid was a big success this year. The bees even performed their own version of "We Are the World," aka "We Are the Bees," which included a special message from Bonehead, the famous rock star from the group Me2.

...from comedy routine We are the Bees

If to hoot and to toot, a Hottentot tot is taught by his Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the tot hoot and toot at the tutor? Think about it as you listen to this classic hit by Tommy and the Tongue Twisters.

...from comedy routine The Tongue Twist-a-Tron 2000